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What do you mean, that's not what's meant by pundit?

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Scott Lang is Erik Destler in "The Ant-man of the Opera."

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I've opened a new art gallery. You may have the impression you've seen it before. That's Degas view.

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Bigfoot was cute when he was a baby, but then he gruesome.

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When I buy kale at the grocery store, it costs me about $3 a pound. When Pizza Hut buys it in bulk to decorate their salad bars, it costs a tenth of that. And that's the economy of kale.

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Jesus had to take the day off of work to throw the moneylenders out of the temple. It was quite an altarcation.

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@Arwenita Makes scents!

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I saw a man standing guard outside the ol' factory. I think he's a scentry.

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@Arwenita Are you from the land down under? You sound like a Nostrilian!

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@Arwenita You're not wrong! His story stinks.

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@hello_jaime Thank you!

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Cashiers enjoy a good joke when you can get it to register.

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Given the opportunity, René Magritte would have voted Republican. He was a trompe-l'œilist.

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Deja vudu: the uncanny feeling that someone else has seen this before.

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Why say "condom" when you could say "shtupperwear"?

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Jacques Cousteau liked to have a lot of personal space. That's why he was a sea quester.

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@mrmagnific0

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Ents never have mushrooms on them. They're non-fungible Tolkeins.

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MOVIE PITCH: Lloyd and Harry reunite for a road trip to Milwaukee, where they are tragically eaten in...

DUMB AND DAHMER

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An arsonist torched the local sugar processing plant. The police are saying it's a crime brûlée.

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@Arwenita Neigh!

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I've heard good things about taking ivermectin. I got it straight from the horse's mouth!