Barooka Salt 🦝

29, nerdy, enjoys a good pun, & polyjamorous she/they 🌈💖💙💜

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Jeffries and Schumer should not be leaders the democrats are looking up to, unless they want some 'very strongly worded letters.'
Put someone in charge that is going to do the people's bidding, not some centrist moderate who wants to play nice with a cult that ruined the USA.

[Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen @arguablysomaya]

no the fuck he is not

[John, emo baseball leftist @johnald90]

NOW GIVE ME MY TRAINS AND MY LEGAL WEED

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES

[robert waltoomf @fortfroIic]

Computer. Hamilton (Original Broadway Cast Recording). Loud enough to kill.

[Michael Baym @baym]

It is my pleasure to report that the mood at the communist coffee shop in Cambridge, Massachusetts is electric

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Good morning!

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Bleorgia? I knew it would happen.
Blaine? Unfortunately was in the cards.
Blexas? Hard to imagine, but was conceivable.
Blouth Carolina? I'd have called you crazy.
But Blississippi?

[Anon Hater @_AnonHater_]

Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start

[joey oinks @Paddington_Boar]

We’re putting Dylan Mulvaney back on the Bud Light can.

[Hoe4USPS @hoe4philz]

The Kornacki cam stays ON DURING SEX

[Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson @Goheels58970541]

Generational run

[۟ @ctrldove]

i finally understand how this feels.

[tomo @tomowget]

You’re as beautiful as the day we lost you

[liv @liviamargariet]

MY GOVERNOR IS BLACK
MY FISH IS FRIED
BLUE WAVE IS BACK
BREWERS IN FIVE

[michael @worstmichael]

Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over

[mira ⚔️ @themiraarchives]

I’m really confused because if you aren’t kissing and drinking at a lesbian bar (unmasked activities) what exactly are you doing at said lesbian bar

[greta theft autumn ✿ #dicksoutforfaber @2007warpedtour]

panic! at the covid-conscious KN95-required lesbian bar

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

Were you a masc lesbian, or were you a MASKED lesbian?