Brandon Lewis

Chiefs, Blues, motorsport, heavy metal and the occasional performing arts fan.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@FonteanofAgatha what's up with the 86%? Why are you dragging the whole building's performance numbers down? And why are you leaving your Performance Report on your lift at the end of shift for anybody to post all over the internet?

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

Satan's nutsack after a yoga session

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“It’s hotter than ____”

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@ZOSOfan1976 @WhoisSkid Don't talk about NASCARs roots unless you're advocating for going racing on the beach again.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

"Feels forced" and "I wanted more" are the two laziest critiques and good ways of letting everyone know you're not saying anything worth listening too.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

Soap operas are much more enjoyable when you stop being a chud and learn how to have fun.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@HailStateHQ @midwestern_ope What a stupid thing to not only brag about, but to also be so laughably ignorant about.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@midwestern_ope

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@elitetakes_ The cheese "curd" buckets would have sent half of them home in body bags.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

One of my favorite ambush scenes in a movie.

[Military History Now @MilHistNow]

On this day in 2026, the editor of MHN blew off work and watched 'Last of the Mohicans.'

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@NASCAR No surprise there.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

National flexing > regional flexing, especially in a sport we're not traditionally great at.

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

Americans, would you rather?

Your NFL team wins the Super Bowl

Or

USA wins the World Cup

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@JoeGibbsRacing @MonsterEnergy Monster: The boring, edge lord designs will continue until morale improves.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@RDMacFay @CaseyMattox_ Bruh. You're completely missing the point, so allow me to spell it out. The idea that football is a higher-scoring sport is false and a poor argument for it being more entertaining.

You ain't doing fractions, and you ain't doing effective reading either, I guess.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@FreddyLA7 Poor guy. Travels thousands of miles from the shores of Europe and still can't get away from the French language.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

@shaunvlog_ That's a nice looking breakfast you've got there. Now swap the hash browns for mashed potatoes, the eggs for green beans and the biscuit for a roll, and you've got yourself a nice looking dinner.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

I finally dip my toes into the DCU and I'm immediately slapped in the face. Fuck that dude and his stupid-ass pushed up, bleached hair.

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

Holy crap James Gunn is a piece of shit and I'm never watching anything headed by him again. Yeah let's end Peacemaker season 2 on a cliffhanger and make zero plans for season 3! But don't worry, because maybe we'll continue the story in another property somewhere down the line!

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

Christ Al-fucking-mighty, man. To just deliberately leave something unfinished like this... And then wonder how people could possibly be put off by how convoluted some of these comic book media franchises can be...

[Brandon Lewis @BaroqueNRoller]

Jan Hus: Don't you guys think that tithing the people into destitution kind of doesn't jive with the Bible's teachings?

The Catholic Church: