Monkeys

2 4m a mre perfct Union, est.Justice, ins. dom.Trnquility, prvide 4 the comm. def., prmte the gen.Welfare,&sec.the Blessings of Librty 2ourselves&our Posterity

[Monkeys @barrelof]

I got 16,218 points while escaping from demon monkeys. Beat that! https://t.co/dAYlb315ww #TempleRun

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@Delta is paging one G2 agent to gate 13 for assistance. #RDU

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@RoguePOTUSStaff The desk was resolute.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@cowsdontcare @JohnFugelsang

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@ElizLanders @VP @POTUS Is it in quotes because you had to translate it from Russian?

[Monkeys @barrelof]

#lockhimup #blabbergate @realDonaldTrump sets new bar for experience disqualifiers. Was community organizer. Now real estate mogul.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@DavidShuster @MarkSZaidEsq @realDonaldTrump #blabbergate

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@fowler002 @JHPlushVids96 @Tyler__Klose Xbone and PS4 are also pretty mediocre. Sad Nintendo couldn't outshine them. They have become the tryhards with a fan base who believes hype

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@JHPlushVids96 I'm a great system fanboy. Switch is not a great system. Last great Nintendo was N64.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@JHPlushVids96 @Tyler__Klose No, switch is an overpriced pos.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

https://t.co/2ZoGba284B fuck you @NintendoAmerica

[Monkeys @barrelof]

You've said it before and you'll say it again. https://t.co/eozDQUBqPo

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

I had said Friday was the worst day of Donald Trump's presidency. I was wrong. It is today.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@jaketapper "fake news! Fire Comey!" Will be the upcoming tweet. Haha trump is an idiot.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Somehow "Deal with it, I'm off this weekend" isn't a satisfying response coming from the President of the United States.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

Too late @neiltyson America is already stupid! https://t.co/heZhtoix4I

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The fastest way to Make America Stupid: Cut funds to programs that support education.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

@jaketapper trump doesn't give a shit. Neither do his moronic followers.

[Monkeys @barrelof]

He had all the questions in advance. This was choreographed. Terribly, but still done to shift attention to media. #TrumpPressConference

[Monkeys @barrelof]

"Congratulations on your cancer" - @SenTedCruz https://t.co/qRhL18ElYI

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

'Trump signs bill undoing Obama coal mining rule' https://t.co/yMfT5r5RGh

[Monkeys @barrelof]

Removing barriers to interstate insurance will pave the way 4 monopolies to race to the bottom 4 service. #ComcastCare #SandersCruzDebate