Phil Barrett

Father of three kids who rarely appreciate my jokes. Baselight developer during the day. Also at @[email protected]

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

@marksandspencer Thanks Emma. We guessed it from the little bits of the label we could read. I looked on the M&S app but it didn't have cooking instructions. Didn't think to look on Ocado. It was delicious btw.

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

Hey @marksandspencer your Valentine's duck breasts... How are we meant to read the cooking instructions when they're on the back of the label that is glued to the tinfoil tray? The oven cook info is gone completely.

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

@Stirlingwriter As long as you're not losing foodstuffs or finding birds or small mammals...

[Steve Rosenberg @BBCSteveR]

To mark the Last Night of the Proms, but also Scooby Doo's 55th birthday, I play the Scooby Doo theme tune in the style of the Russian classics. And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids... @bbcproms @BBCRadio3

[roxannat @NicLiamo]

Was looking up what cream to put on an insect bite but instead got this cream which I can only assume is for when Scooby Doo has piles

[Irena Buzarewicz @IrenaBuzarewicz]

Tuesday

[Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou]

Adopting a totally feral cat is amazing. I tamed her through reading Terry Pratchett to her, but now she demands it before bed every night. She stands at the top of the stairs and shouts until I come up and read to her, and then she gets into her hammock and listens until asleep.

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

@Stirlingwriter Got to have your pound of flesh

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

@Stirlingwriter Butter then a good pile of cheddar and maybe some soured cream on top

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

I'm so tired.
I bought four ducks yesterday, I've named them after ABBA.
One of them was a bit restless in the night, so I was up at the quack of Bjorn.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Chaffinches

[Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight]

This feels like a bold choice of cuisine for a British seaside clientele

[A.A.Milne @A_AMilne]

The honey-bees are gumming
On their little wings, and humming
That the summer, which is coming,
Will be fun.
For the spring is really springing;
You can see a skylark singing,
And the blue-bells, which are ringing,
Can be heard.
~A.A.Milne #bluebells #spring

[Kirkdale Bookshop @KirkdaleBooks]

"Have you got Machiavelli's The Little Prince?"

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Please remember to re-pot you cats, they need room to grow.. 😅

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

@Stirlingwriter Feeling peckish?

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

@carolsuewade Just ran up the stairs?

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

• P.G. Wodehouse •

[Phil Barrett @barretpj]

@Stirlingwriter Talking my language