Barrett Vance

What’s Greg Lemond’s legacy?

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

I wonder what my dad thinks when he walks into the room and his sons are arguing over who's hotter between Caillou's mom and Arthur's mom.

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

Proud bowl puker. My mom also used to use a spatula to clean up dog puke 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[nat 💫C0MMS OPEN🫐 @rat7renchcoat]

is this an american thing??? why would you get a bowl instead of an empty trash can or mop bucket???

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Santa Claus bro. the nonchalant legend. never been the one to talk much but always there when you need him. always got his head down. plotting. Once a year he chooses to shine. bringing jolly to all and just being fat as fuck. Same fit every year. humble. Slow stroke demon. Love

[Alex @midsmoker34]

fucking exhausted today i barely got a wink of sleep last night due to the drake unfollowing bobbi althof fiasco

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

the guy they kicked out of try guys should start doing videos about getting pussy and not having to work with nerds any more

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

How long does Twitter think I’ve been on this damn app???

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

going to recreate squid game for a youtube video but only the part where he’s rude to his mom

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@NicholasIachino @ArcadiaATL

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@slothfarm “Years”

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@MikeKKatch22 Those are my legs

[particular @homie_depot]

Imagine you chose dinner with Jay Z but he doesnt wait the necessary 5 minutes

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

Crazy we live in the timeline where oj simpson is talking about logan paul

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@NicholasIachino @ArcadiaATL #dgroup

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

People are stocking up on gasoline but not camel crush 🤔🤔🤔

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

i have never wanted to know if someone is double jointed so if you’re double jointed please shut up about it forever

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@AnthonybBlanco MC Ride is so cool

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@slothfarm Burrito blanket

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@thomas_clark_3 Cringe

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@slothfarm 1. L
2. W
3. W
4. L

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

I’m in my last semester of school and my jokes still never land in class

[Barrett Vance @barrettvance_]

@BikeZiegler Twitter for Android 🧐🧐 thought you rode a bike