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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Rugrats" in German are called "Hosenscheißer" which translates to "pants shitters."

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

The Lords have rejected Grayling's plan to privatise probation by 215 to 186. A reminder why it's a terrible idea: http://t.co/QHCcz71Fjp

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@5fendle yours your's youares!!

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@5fendle As you can tell from this rather late reply, I just pop in and out! All good here. You and your's?

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@5fendle Nice holiday?!

[footballfan @tfpredictions]

If the EDL cared about being 'English' they'd spend more time morris dancing and entering jam making competitions and less time being cunts.

[You’ll do. @mostly_grumpy]

I imagine the Have I Got News For You lawyer has just shot himself.

[Beige @DarkBeige]

so little mix will perform with robert mugabe in the x factor final. amelia lily will duet with ryan giggs' sister in law #tvgossip

[Merthyr Express @merthyrexpress]

A PENSIONER has relived her ordeal after being tied up and pinned to the floor by masked robbers in her Merthyr... http://t.co/8NxbowBY

[UK Uncut @UKuncut]

Remember when Teachers and Nurses crashed the stock market, wiped out banks, took billions in bonuses and paid no tax? No, me neither#strike

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

RT @danroan: Welsh Football Association sources confirm manager Gary Speed appears to have taken his own life aged 42 http://t.co/CQqe7YfG

[UnitedGraphicDesign @WEAREUGD]

Please help support Y Bont, UGD Christmas card campaign starting 1 December. Watch this space! http://t.co/v7UItT6r

[lemonandersen @LemonAndersen]

@MrChuckD lil kids should not have facebook, what they should have is their face in a book
-lemon haiku

[Beige @DarkBeige]

ooh, cowell being naughty: http://t.co/Vl4ctlXp