Jon Barrow

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@Paco_ruiz12 @piersmorgan You ok hun ?

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker As long as he doesn’t shit himself you’ll be alright

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@AdamBlackmore I miss cortese

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[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@IdentityDisc @domjoly What’s the building industry got to do with this ?

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@UB1UB2 @HarveyRides Genuinely made me smile

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@june2locked @thecatsmother58 @macnahgalla So 3.2 hours a day, sounds tough

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@qsteeuk @duff91 @thecatsmother58 @macnahgalla Or just don’t t want to be a scrounger and being proud in themselves for earning things in life

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@goldcarcares can I have a response to my email as you are wrongly trying to charge me for excess mileage. You claim I have driven 8118 KM in 3 days
I only did a total of 142 KM

I’d like my deposit back

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@SfcAlex__

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@Peter67305335 @racingunner @SouthamptonFC @Ricksingclu @Argentina Are you off your head

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@Vor82 Never a low blow

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@DavidKegga @rahsh33m Really fancy some lamb chops now

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@solentsport @ChrisBillam Absolute shambles of an event never seen such poor organisation and inadequate stewarding

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@AlfieHouseEcho Was a great day out despite the result

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

This week in 1982 Southampton scored one of the greatest team goals you’ll ever see.

💪 Keegan’s header
🎯 One-touch football
⚽️ The finish
🎉 The celebration

Hang it in the fucking Louvre.

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@chriscox7 @SouthamptonFC I just don’t think you understand 😉

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

Southampton inventing football back in 1982

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@DaveBarrow1256 @SagED_UP Nah this Eddie

[Jon Barrow @barrowtwelve]

@chriscox7 @SouthamptonFC Stop being a pleb