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first ballot hall of famer btw

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fuck ice. fucking unregulated militia gunning down citizens in the streets. fuck everyone who voted for trump as well. you knew what would happen. and if you’re stupid enough to not have realized what was coming then you shouldn’t be voting.

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

@BrandonPerna and they say tom is the history guy

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

YOU TELLIN ME WE COULDA BEEN MAKING MOVIES LIKE THIS FOR THE PAST DECADE????

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Twenty years of jacksfilms! Here’s to the next 20! Thank you for watching my mukbangs

Biches

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

@Halo2Greetings WE’RE SO CLOSE LADS

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

You feel lectured… by a sticker?

Girl. Are you ok?

[Jono Barnes @JonoBarnes]

I, simply put, genuinely appreciate that we have guys like Cam Jordan and Alvin Kamara that are intent on only ever wearing black and gold. If some fans think their time has passed, that's fine. But I appreciate their desire to be New Orleans Saints. This shit more than a game!

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

@BrandonPerna were they playing slow pitch? what the hell happened

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

rest in peace oliver tree. fuckin legend

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

similarly to the holiday season, we’re about to get an influx of “kirk babies”. they will all slightly resemble kirk, but not as good as AI has it down

[Turning Point Action @TPAction]

9 months have passed, but your legacy lives on.

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Congrats to the Knicks

2019 LSU smokes both of these teams

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

@jacksfilms jesus fucking christ
what is this, 2014?
grow the fuck up jack

#yiayku

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

@nuel_irl this is so ass

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@passthechill 8-9 btw

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TRADE OFFER:

The Saints receive: a new tight end
This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

top 5 videos the internet ever produced

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

@Jev thought it was a star wars tweet for a second

[cam⚜️ @barrycactus]

@BrandonPerna all time picture man frame that