Barry Dylan

All men have secrets and here is mine, so let it be known

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

@FotMob Can we not have a setup that all matches for a specific team will show up on the Lock Screen? As opposed to having to manually do it for each live game?

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

When typing ‘vibe’ on my phone, before I type the last letter my phone tries to autocorrect ‘vib’ to ‘gin’.

That’s the type of energy I’m looking for.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

@CroftyF1 easy to fix the sprint weekend pole positions; you have sprint pole and race pole. There we go!

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

I could never become an astronaut; I poop too much @SpaceX @NASA #CrewDragon2

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

Bye Trump! ...you doos.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

When someone is saying something poignant online but then they use the ‘word’ “y’all” and you can’t help but think they’re an idiot and their point means nothing.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

Not trying to get all serious and shit but seriously, fuck Trump.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

@Kripparrian with BG lobbies; try all of the same tier, except one. Easy to understand/police but will allow for some interesting things.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

Everyone in 2022: “You guys remember that bitch Donald Trump?”

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Come to think of it, 2019 wasn’t too bad.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

To the people constantly on the beach/gym/lunch/dinner/getaways during the week:

How do you pay for life? I feel like I need to work 3 jobs and if I save for a couple of months maybe, just maybe, I will be able to afford an avo.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

The thing I miss most about going out is coming home early and saying, “Fuck, people are the worst” before vowing never to go out again for the millionth time.

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

@CroftyF1 with less downforce on the rear wing, does that make DRS less effective?

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@NoahJ456 what do you think about loadouts having different values? So fully kitted costs max price but you can have a load out that’s more ‘stock’ or without perks that costs less? #JustAThought

[Barry Dylan @BarryDylan]

Still no cigarettes in level 4? So stupid. Just going to drive the black market sales #lockDownSouthAfrica

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The scariest thing yesterday was that I’m over 30 and my life is still a wreck #Halloween

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@BMW loving this rain delay in the @MotoGP #FreeAdvertising #M5