Brett Keck

No longer here. Why is anyone here?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Danger presented by Indiana

[Brett Keck @barryllium]

@AppleTVPlus might want to fix a few cast names for @nbcthegoodplace

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@becerratops @nickAD My use of not elite is not elite, I guess

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@andyjewett Blast from the past! Definitely been a while. Things are great, hope all is well with you too!

[Brett Keck @barryllium]

First haircut in 858 days

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Alexander Hamilton was amazing at D&D because his Constitution score was so high.

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I’m dead. I just died dead. Who Dey.

[Brett Keck @barryllium]

WhoDey

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@nickAD @DrLarryBurchett And yet, today WAS the day!

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@lavosbit @PhotoCatch3D @Lightroom @NikonUSA Now you have to explain to @becerratops what a VHS tape is

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@dmoren If you’d just scroll down my Twitter feed, you’d see this :)

https://t.co/MX6FgZuxFB

[Brett Keck @barryllium]

@bhansmeyer @_connectedfm @viticci breaks up with shelf, shelf immediately starts seeing Apple

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I think it’s the most adorable thing ever when a recipe says “chocolate chips (optional)”

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I feel like tonight the universe was like “Hey Chiefs fans, remember when you booed the ‘Moment of Unity’ several months back? I didn’t”

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Strongly considering setting up a recurring email where I ask my alma mater to consider giving me a donation.

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@MondoVulgare National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to vacuum” for the past two weeks.

[Brett Keck @barryllium]

@JPEGuin I’m gonna go ahead and guess that the people writing these reviews have never created an app of their own. Really easy to slam hate on hard working people when you have zero intent to step into the arena yourself.