@split_splitting I went to an Oasis concert in 1995, no phones, by time the encore started, the whole audience had been kidnapped and the venue was a smouldering shell.
Vic & Bob's Shooting Stars - Carry On Camping parody
Spot-on! 😂😂Love Carry On Camping of course but this is brilliant. With Vic Reeves (Kenneth), Bob Mortimer (Sid), Will Self (Bernard), @RealMattLucas (Hattie), Johnny Vegas (Charles) and Ulrika Johnson (Barbara). Classic.
The biggest story that's flying under the radar this week? Chris Carter's brand new Director's Cut of THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE, representing the scarier version of the 2008 movie he had originally wanted to make, is coming to Disney+: https://t.co/8vz22CenGy
@CinemaTweets1 On her majesty’s quietly taps the sign.
Best score.
Best looking
Best story.
And even Bond not being ‘bond’ for a whole act doesn’t hole it.
Did I mention the score?
@KirstyHTFJ4@itvpeston What can’t you say? Right here right now, fuck Starmer. I’m not locked up. Now, if you’re being offensive and maybe racist, well maybe you should be given a can’t say that.
@itvpeston@Peston The press have all welcomed Farage for years without any scrutiny. So folk have gone ‘oh he likes a pint and a smoke, just like me’
Even though he’s obviously a grifter and some. Now the press are trying to bolt the gate once the horse has bolted, after opening the gate #hesacunt
Today is the day. Eric Cantona's kung-fu kick becomes closer in time to the assassination of JFK than the present day. We are, without any shadow of a doubt, #HurtlingTowardsDeath.
@EricLDaugh Fair play, we got into a right mess an idiot president dragged us into a Middle Eastern war, and Trump is a far bigger idiot that Dubbaya was
@MiltonicMindset@sophielouisecc Will we have tiered prices to reflect the different wages everyone will be on?
Cause if you’ve tried to buy anything lately, you’ll know it’s gone through the roof, so how’s that going to work if we’re paying loads of folks less while everything contributes to rise in price?