Brexit Through The Gift Shop

The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Delusion.

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@split_splitting I went to an Oasis concert in 1995, no phones, by time the encore started, the whole audience had been kidnapped and the venue was a smouldering shell.

[Ian Phillips: Music, TV & Film Classics @IPhillips79]

Vic & Bob's Shooting Stars - Carry On Camping parody

Spot-on! 😂😂Love Carry On Camping of course but this is brilliant. With Vic Reeves (Kenneth), Bob Mortimer (Sid), Will Self (Bernard), @RealMattLucas (Hattie), Johnny Vegas (Charles) and Ulrika Johnson (Barbara). Classic.

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@Kazters

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

The biggest story that's flying under the radar this week? Chris Carter's brand new Director's Cut of THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE, representing the scarier version of the 2008 movie he had originally wanted to make, is coming to Disney+: https://t.co/8vz22CenGy

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@CinemaTweets1 On her majesty’s quietly taps the sign.
Best score.
Best looking
Best story.
And even Bond not being ‘bond’ for a whole act doesn’t hole it.
Did I mention the score?

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@NoahGarfinkel Best niche joke I’ve seen today.

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@KirstyHTFJ4 @itvpeston What can’t you say? Right here right now, fuck Starmer. I’m not locked up. Now, if you’re being offensive and maybe racist, well maybe you should be given a can’t say that.

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@itvpeston @Peston The press have all welcomed Farage for years without any scrutiny. So folk have gone ‘oh he likes a pint and a smoke, just like me’
Even though he’s obviously a grifter and some. Now the press are trying to bolt the gate once the horse has bolted, after opening the gate #hesacunt

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@3YearLetterman Get kids through school without being turned into sieves while eating Kinder eggs?

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@thecourtglasgow @Daily_Record @theSNP @scottishgreens Thanks to the old firm, there’s enough twats here. We don’t need reform to raise the numbers

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@real_EBS_ Jesus that man is as mad as a March Hare.
So much for ‘checks and balances’ no one’s checking on someone obviously unbalanced

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@SonofManwithus What other fictional works should world leaders espouse about?

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@triffic_stuff_ Nothing says police state like being able to go on tv and decry you’re in a police state and not being bludgeoned

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Today is the day. Eric Cantona's kung-fu kick becomes closer in time to the assassination of JFK than the present day. We are, without any shadow of a doubt, #HurtlingTowardsDeath.

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

#bestadaptedScreenplay Sinners got burned here.
Maybe the academy still frowns on From Dusk Till Dawn

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@Skint_Eastwood1 @SenJohnKennedy Wait till he sees the Spanners running his own country.

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@EricLDaugh Fair play, we got into a right mess an idiot president dragged us into a Middle Eastern war, and Trump is a far bigger idiot that Dubbaya was

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@MiltonicMindset @sophielouisecc Will we have tiered prices to reflect the different wages everyone will be on?
Cause if you’ve tried to buy anything lately, you’ll know it’s gone through the roof, so how’s that going to work if we’re paying loads of folks less while everything contributes to rise in price?

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@Kazters

[sofia @thomslvey]

today, 26 years ago, er’s “be still my heart” premiered. and life was never the same!

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@Nigel_Farage We want to break the ‘uniparty’ so you’ve to till May to leave them and not all be ‘uniparty’ under a different name:

[Brexit Through The Gift Shop @barryshane]

@Nigel_Farage @Geoffrey_Cox Considering half your party is the last government what does that say about your lot?