Bear

[raticoncito @n0thasghey]

Jk Rowling naming an Asian character

[𝓜 @honeymunes]

yall are not serious in these replies…

[vic @irondaya]

insane clip on so many levels

[symone 🎀 MDNI!! @symonelvy]

12 minutes late to work because I wanted to jerk off🧍🏿‍♀️

[cigarjette @tboydisorder]

took an everything shower + 20mg vyvanse 15mg edible 12% alc + ordering chinese food. never kill yourself

[໊ @getawayonce]

translated from portuguese never fails

[Bear @barrystarks17]

@yassambassador Lmaoooo

[Bear @barrystarks17]

@cranialfissure How is this even a thought that crosses peoples minds lmaoooo

[bastian ✮ @noiraries]

SOMEONE SAID SHE OPENED THAT SHIT LIKE A BEAR RIPPING OFF THE SKIN OF A SALMON 😭😭😭😭

[matt @mattjoans]

Me, its STRESSFUL

[daniel @dirty__dan_____]

when ur boyfriend starts cooking dinner and turns Evil for like an hour

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything

[Mxim @sugeezy]

Everybody wears scrubs now. Don’t know if you’re a lash tech or a heart surgeon 🤨

[Bear @barrystarks17]

Driving would be so much better if I was the only one on the road

[Bear @barrystarks17]

Construction workers put in neon yellow and all of a sudden think they’re Superman. Bitch you will splatter across the highway why are you just walking out beyond the cones. Are you stupid?

[Bear @barrystarks17]

@blueshinebright 😐

[KaiHavertzEnthusiast @EarliestHomonid]

my personal fav

[Valentin @maze0333]

they got me interviewing at work and the only people getting in will be #mytype

[Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲 @gunkshake]

The American Dream is to be wrongly terminated and then settle for $100 million

[Bear @barrystarks17]

People can’t help but be five fucking inches away from you at the gym as if they have no concept of personal space.