ellis

go to hell and stay there. The Most Normal Girl Ever in the Whole World (🏆 7 years running)

[ellis @barstooliraq]

sorry can't talk babe, i've trapped myself in a vintage french comic strip full of bright colors and puerile whimsy. i can't hear you!! i'm deeply snuggled beneath saccharine sentiment and the creativity of the underlying concept!

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Brian 💐 @_Sheehogue_]

Today for Pride I am remembering the guy who opened on Grindr by sending me a picture of my face with an aging filter on it

[ellis @barstooliraq]

watching avatar for the first time and last night i had a nightmare about one of the scary scenes

[ellis @barstooliraq]

PLSSSSSSS😭😭 why tf does Indeed have a game on Roblox

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[sheen @weedtoker1738]

doing the ice bucket challenge on my grandma every day for no reason

[ellis @barstooliraq]

Clavicular reminds me of Chet Baker

[Julia🤳 @out_of_eggs]

A streetcar named lack of desire

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

I’m losing my mind LOL I was looking for like…news stories that cover dentists offices, as a proof of concept thing for work... and stupidly googled “dentist news story” & was served this story about a dentist’s office that was getting threatening letters but this was the letter

[ellis @barstooliraq]

i think if i got in on the ground floor of Geese i would've been much, much more annoying abt them

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

Forget the "Like" button. They really need to create "You're full of crap "That's a damn lie and "Do you really think any body cares buttons

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

I'd love to stay and chat, but you're totaly a bitch.

[ellis @barstooliraq]

one thing i will say about addison rae– best shade of blonde i've ever seen. truly impeccable.

[۟ @blythedollete]

snail mug

[マガイト @mamelong_ss]

赤いチューリップ3色になってた

[A salmon dinner @holzawn]

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

Streets are saying it’s a Body-Focused Repetitive Behaviour Summer?!?!

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

mr beast forced me to twerk until poop came out