Trever Fehrenbach

Bartender/Knight—@modernrogueshow⚔️ Besties w/— @Rumpleminze $crookedbeak @cashapp

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

Ok. Cool.

What the fuck is up with the bat in that picture? Are we just going to glaze over this ?

[Colin Keane @ColinKeane_]

Barry Bonds just revealed that he was ready to sign with the Yankees before the 1993 season.

When Bonds spoke with George Steinbrenner on the phone, Steinbrenner said he was prepared to offer the league's richest deal, as long as Bonds signed by 2pm that day.

Bonds hung up.

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@InshallahSZN What a horse shit story 😂. Divorce court is ran by a singular judge through bench trials. There’s no grand jury or cross examination. It’s paper work and written testimony. There’s no “Law and Order” gotcha witness moments. And maybe 1/00 OBGYN is male. 🙄

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

They have Sioux/Chippewa/Blackfeet casinos and a large portion of the house winnings go to the athletic department. Fargo is printing money there and the school has dominated their conference for damn near 20 years.

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@jeffwardshow I love the relegation idea, however there’s a flaw in your argument, bc NDST will NOT lose money.

I covered the Missouri Valley conference from 2007-2011 for the Indiana Statesman. NDST is in the position they are in because of legalized gambling in Fargo. Cont…

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@Bricktop_NAFO More like Jelly B-Roll

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@Variety Dear Men who are about to comment—

Maybe shut the fuck up and let women make their own moral decisions without your tone deaf rhetoric. Your constant vitriol towards female artists is exhausting & unnecessary.

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

Did Brady just come from the Dentist..? #Sufferinsuckatash #Eeegalesss #49errrssss #NFLPlayoffs

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

Absolutely loving @sarahtiana @ColleenWolfe & @sportsiren on the @RichEisenShow today.

Get these ladies a show asap

#womensportsnow

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@1027espn hey guys, just wanted to let you know I helped tear down one of those traveling carnivals one time for some extra cash and you do not want to be on one of those rides just saying

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

When you really think about it, @WWE is just the physical embodiment of “yes and-ing”
#WrestleMania

With that being said, I’d name my #wrestlingimprov group
“Nicolas Cage Match.”

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

Found @Usher’s #SuperBowl choreographer

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@skrewballwhsky
Why haven’t you sealed your bottles in a camel colored wax to resemble peanut butter on the neck and cap?

Just saying …

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

Happy birthday,
@marcmaron!

Here’s my gift to you—

Louder AirPods 🎶🫨

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@handerpumprules And tear-away warmups

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@DosEquis should brew a low- ABV beer and call it “Micro-Dos”.

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@SportsVanessa Crushing it! Come on over to Austin some time and check out my new spot, Eden. Ex-Rex employees drink for free

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

Here’s a bad beat to end all bad beats

Winner gets $1k

I’m Fournette Branca

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@its_whitney Still one of my favorite tweets of yours 😂

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

@LeSchmu @shwood 👀

[Trever Fehrenbach @barstooltheory]

Had a realistic dream about my ex girlfriend. Now that’s a lucid thot