Saint Bart 🕊️

señorita awesome

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

My resting bitch face is kind of justified by my personality actually. It’s 100% fair.

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

I still can’t get over this. That horrible thing broke out of his own house because he wanted to kill me so bad…..awful.

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

A loose German shepherd chased me (scared of dogs) down three blocks today and almost ate my dog (little, cute)

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Serbian plum brandy might be the least evil brandy out there

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Once again the gender war slop rings hollow because I’ve only ever felt judged and misunderstood for what I wear at the gym by women, not men. Many many many such cases

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Kinda weird how “woke” just became synonymous with strict. Its original meaning didn’t have anything to do with your attitude. It meant “aware.”

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Me and my gay in our 30s

[Biofeelia @vandedjan]

Getting to the point in life where interactions like this mean something

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

More things that make you smell like nondescript “good smell.” My coworker used to take the lemon soap with her to work so she could use it after smoke breaks.

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

“Naturally” smells incredible starter pack

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Nobody cares about my hobby collecting and preserving vintage MySpace gifs

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Right bc of the two Serbia is the western puppet settler state and oh…oh wait…….

[Bry @brysonpnd98]

serb leftist be like: free PALESTINE 🇵🇸 ❤️❤️ death to albanians 🔥🔥🔥

[An Lushan @Kraterocrat]

When people say "toughen up", they never mean "develop superior physical and mental ability", but "become more compliant with humiliation".

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Everything that isn’t weed pen tiktok bed rotting is labor

[Caitlin Francis @MrsCMFrancis]

So…just parenting?

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

They’re on here saying black people aren’t in the astral realm

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Admitting to guilt directly only to be dismissed because your gf thinks you’re such a colossal dumbass who can’t pull. And I bet he reached out to make fun of a girl he’s actually attracted to. Just an all time classic.

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

golden retriever bf label strikes again

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

@LadyNimby I knew a mom like this and her six year old used to climb the fence and run away at recess.

[𓊆ྀི divatron 5000 𓊇ྀི @mcdivagal]

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[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

Experiencing life working backwards from family guy cultural references. This book reminded me of a family guy bit and then I realized the family guy bit was about this book.

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

@g4ys0n This is a bit unfair to the creator. I’ve seen the videos and she means don’t let kids do things like pick their nose which is true.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

"And God said 'love your enemy', and I obeyed him and loved myself.

[Saint Bart 🕊️ @bartWRLD]

In FNAF the main protagonist is a security guard at his new job, in obsession the protagonist creates a monster when he wishes for the affection of a girl. The ultimate gen z horror movie would be having both a job AND a girlfriend

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OBSESSION’ is now the highest grossing film of all time for a film with a budget of under $1M.