bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD

I’ve got thoughts and I’m here to make them everyone else’s problem

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

she’s not easy bro you’re just him

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@emm0sh while you nerds argue about this, I got her number, how bout them apples?

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@NoahKingJr get kicked out of chilis after 14 miller lites

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@hunterlanier had a roommate once with Aspergers who insisted that the door greeter checking his receipt was 'illegal search and seizure' and a violation of his constitutional rights because he already paid for his 12 two liters of Diet Pepsi and Newports

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@amphichrome_ I keep praying for the 'oops all suvs' car market to finally die

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

I knew my last relationship was over the day she stopped laughing at my Swedish Chef impersonation

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

that feeling when you reboot Skyrim for the first time in many years but forgot you had a mod that gave Lydia absolutely massive cannons

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@RaminNasibov mech warrior II

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@Crazy_ButCute2 my last job I was already filling out applications the second week I was there. I (unfortunately) ignored many red flags in the recruiting process and got exactly what I should have anticipated from it.

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@PontistGirl

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@LinkedInLunat1c but what did it teach you about B2B sales?

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

One of the greatest letdowns is when you think you’re about to hear “Werewolves of London” but it’s actually “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock.

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@AutismCapital

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@Lyracutevibes

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@isaacturnersong collaborate and listen

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@rekdt she’s a 10 but requires physical access

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@Baileymoon15 more hotdogs for me then

[bartholomew morristown, phD, CPA, CEO, PoS, RWD @bart_blaster]

@PunchingCat they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow