jk my peasants😺 we all know that wouldn’t happen, bc as m’lady Britney Spears once said “Oops! I did it again” and by it, I mean sinning.🐒🧶#notgoingtoheaven#timetorepent#oopsididitagain
What is up my brethren🙏🏼🦍 I should now be referred to as Saint Bartholomew. God has come to me in a dream and declared me a saint. Anyone who doesn’t comply will be executed ⚔️🏴#saintlife#saintbart
What is up my brethren🙏🏼🦍 I should now be referred to as Saint Bartholomew. God has come to me in a dream and declared me a saint. Anyone who doesn’t comply will be executed ⚔️🏴#saintlife#saintbart
cooking my dinner right now!😺🔪hopefully i don’t burn my house down like last time👁👄👁 I chopped my own wood from the forest over yonder. 🌲 #fireburning#woodstove#dinner
Good Morning my fellow peasants😺 Time to plow the fields🌾. In a fortnight, we shall protest the king and his unfair taxes.⚔️🐀Thou should come hither and support thy brethren.🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽
The plague has reached my village my comrades. I shall survive because I am simply built different. Keep my village in thy prayers my friends. #plagueseason#justbuiltdifferent 🏴🐀⚔️