Bartholomew D.A.B.

I'm a dead alien baby, bitches.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

Aaron really wanted to tweet so I'm letting him use my twitter: @_alexandraaaa & @simplyjustlexi have lovely singing voices. #omgloldying

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

My favorite part of the Harry Potter movies is when that creepy lady turns into a cat. Makes my mouth water.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

I ate Harry Potter.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

Oops, I said, "On my dick."

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

Aaron told @_alexandraaaa that he likes cats. Not as much as I do...

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

A bird being pounced on by a cat being pounced on by me. #summer2k11memories

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

Most people eat KFC. I eat KFK. Kentucky Fried Kittens.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

Sitting on the edge of the seat, waiting for a text ... From the mothership comming to bring me home

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

I know how happy it makes @SamanthaJustice when I talk about eating cats

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

When someone doesn't text me back I usually text them the words "k bro if u dnt respond imma eat ur catz"

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

You know how youre supposed to bring a snack everyday as a preschooler? I was the pet store's best customer that year.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

I bet Phineas & Ferb are tasty.

[Elda Vilar @Eldatiq]

@bartdeadalien I'm like you. I like to eat and as I enjoy your tweetz I followed. As you like you can follow back.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

The best character in Tom and Jerry is Tom, he looks delectable.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

#sorry4thewait, I was busy at @samanthajustice's house, eating her cats.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

#youngkidsshouldbebannedfrom not being eaten by me.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

When children tell me they don't want me to eat them... #yeahright

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

I now know the vowels. TOLD YOU I'D GET AN EDUCATION, @BARTRICEALIEN !

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

I like to yit, yit, yit, byibyis and kyityins.

[Bartholomew D.A.B. @bartdeadalien]

I like to ute, ute, ute, byubyus and kyutyuns.