Bartender Blog

The buddy who tells you how you look like when you're smashed

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It's my #birthday, I'm taking this #plant with me that I found in your bar!!!
Sure, are you taking those #barstools with you too??

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How to make a #man say he #loves you - be the #bartender who finds his #jacket after a #whild #nightout in a #nightclub

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Wave, #shout, #whistle, #snap your fingers, throw your #money and you will never get served, even when you are the last person at the #bar

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I would like to #complain. I cut my #foot at your #nightclub.
And were you wearing your #shoes when it happened?
No, why?

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Please return the #money I paid to get into this #nightclub.
Why?
My #exboyfriend is there, I'm not paying to see him.

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-Excuse me,excuse me! I would like one g&t,please
-Here you are
-Thanks.Could I also get 5 vbl and 3 cosmos. What? Are we annoying you? #bar

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Could I get a pint with no head, please?
Could you top it up, please? #barcriminals #barlife

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I left my jacket in the #club last night
You didn't, the club is closed on Sundays
Where the hell was I last night then? #nightclub