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struggling cocktail artist, home bar stalker, imbibing professional, speaker of all things Novo Fogo

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@wxyzdetroit @kiertzner7 @kimrussell7 Fake ass bitch

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@derekwaterss when are you going to have bartenders tell drunk cocktail history?

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I feel like I'm experiencing my own personal Y2K. #lastdayofmy30s #willcomputersbeabletohandleit

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Another great view #seattlesucks #primeseats #sundayfunday @ Smith Tower https://t.co/Lg1Y2JV0FK

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Cordials and thumbs #barware @ Vestal https://t.co/H2bnUQzEUa

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Sundown, last night, good times, last bite. https://t.co/3UQXqTFJcX

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Sandal weather @ Playa La Ropa https://t.co/lCtmHP8ExT

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Just awful #picsdontdoitjustice #outforarun #colderthanitlooks #edmonds #mountbaker https://t.co/qXEWIn47K9

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Why is it so awful here? #blue #edmonds #outforarun #colderthanitlooks #olympicmountains… https://t.co/CNNjZfIqPi

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Ken's personalized Xmas stocking handmade by my mama @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/aCbimN6jQx

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Bubble lights for life! #oldschool #70sbaby #merrychristmas @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/u9a7nkEgaz

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Happy bday Ian! - ❤️ the Ottoman Empire. Go SOUNDERS!!! #seavsrsl @ CenturyLink Field https://t.co/gCLomXbGME

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Printer hate is real. #amazonians #officespace @ South Lake Union, Seattle https://t.co/CEWJhGHivZ

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Sunday Funday. Paul makes a mean Bloody Mary. https://t.co/NMehe6FYVh

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South Lake Union Sour is like Mars landed in your glass. #vestalseattle @ Vestal https://t.co/N5VF0vc822

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Oyster wishes and caviar dreams! Dying! The cabinets, the curios, the offerings, well done! @ No… https://t.co/V2pME7eE9w

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We're going to need more cotton candy.

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.@leonys27martin with another sliding catch and that's ballgame, #Mariners win! FINAL: 8-3.

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Make the pick, who's tonight's Player of the Game? #MarinersPOG

(Cotton candy girl, unfortunately, not eligible.)

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Portland tour #kask #imback #itsdifferent @ Kask https://t.co/vMmfDTVPwl