Elizabeth, RN

RN, BSN, Runner, Den-mother, fur-parent, Pit mom, professional ballroom dancer, hopeless romantic.

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

@kateesiegel @jonnybglass a Jamaican restaurant there that has a yard like this,live djs for salsa and the best unlimited mimosa of my life.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

STATSHOT: Why Aren't We Going To Our Office Holiday Party? https://t.co/WzOnLp4PzK

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

A clawfoot tub sounds amazing until you have to rinse your hair trying to hang over the edge of it.

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

Pt's family member fell, smashed his head while visiting, c/o neck pain and on blood thinners. Kill me now.

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

PIV in a pt that hasn't been replaced in 9 days #rnprobs

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

MD orders a transfusion but not a type & screen. #areyoukidding #rnprobs

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

On a scale of 1-10 where one is kind of itchy and 10 is being actively mauled by a bear, how would you rate your pain? #rnprobs #toomany10s

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

MD: "let's change that zofran to Q4." "You sure?" "Why?" "I don't know, cause it can cause ekg changes and she is a cardiac pt?" #rnprobs

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

Naked patient standing on windowsill, claiming to be batman and threatening to abscond. #rnprobs #notapsychnurseanymore

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

Patient with colostomy getting bowel prep: first time in my career I can document projectile feces and exploding ostomies. #rnprobs

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

Today, literally had a colostomy projectile squirt 5 feet in my direction r/t bowel prep. It missed but not by much. #rnprobs

[indemaio @indemaio]

Through it all
my heart moves
through it all.

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

Today is one of those shifts where I haven't peed in 7 hours. I love my job but if i was a pt I'd be bladder scanning them by now. #rnprobs

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

"Doc,would you like a trough drawn before that vanco is hung?""Uh, why?""Prob because a trough would be drawn at the lowest point."#rnprobs

[indemaio @indemaio]

You are the miracle you've been waiting for.

[indemaio @indemaio]

I need time to think so I can stop overthinking when I have no time.

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

@JohnRymarczykJr maybe, definitely can't put those on my raw heels though.

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

@JohnRymarczykJr i think you add ice.

[Elizabeth, RN @bartenderelle]

800mg of ibuprofen is a normal dose, right? #dancerprobs #rnprobs