Ericka

I just want to dance among the stars ✌🏼
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[Ericka @bartendericka]

Girls be like, "I don't know why my entire body hurts today, it's not like I did anything crazy last night.."

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Thinking about sending it to the Yankees Brewers game next weekend because I need some excitement in my life.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I'm the type to restart a song cus I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Listening to some man scream tell a story about some girls “grilled cheese vagina” at 6:30 pm was not on today’s bingo card.

I heard him loud and clear while pouring beers and he was at a table 20 feet away from me.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

I need a vacation.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

I hate when people ask if we carry Tito’s like it’s some obscure thing no one has ever heard of.

On the flip side, there’s people who act like I kicked their dog when we don’t have something dumb like black cherry Windsor.

I am just mad at people in general.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

AND so many, “I have a tab under John (or whatever other dumb common name).”

There’s 400 ppl in here my guy, you really think you’re the only one named John?

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Still shocked at the amount of “I have a tab..” “okay what’s your name?” “No, I have a tab..” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU” interactions I had tonight.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

3 incidents involving police and 3 fights in the last week and a half of bartending. I’m tired.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Well, this aged well. My ceiling still isn’t fixed.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

It’s been a week since my whole ceiling debacle and I’m sick of wondering if/when maintenance men are gonna be in my apt..

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Boston G Party.

#RepBX

[Ericka @bartendericka]

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[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Aaron Judge playing with his dog in the outfield 🥹

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Just realized I ate licorice for dinner. Sometimes I feel like I would benefit from a real adult being around.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

If Subway is out of Italian Herb and Cheese bread, why are they even open?

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Accidentally bought thin sliced cheese and I wanna know what kind of monsters are out here buying it on purpose??

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Some chick asked me if I wasn’t serving her boyfriend because I had fucked him.

That’s a first.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Twas very on brand for me to get drunk twice yesterday knowing I’m leaving for Vegas today.

[Ericka @bartendericka]

What does one wear to a club in Vegas when it’s 45° outside? Or are we still living by the “hoes don’t get cold” rule at 37 years old?

[Ericka @bartendericka]

I have maintenance men coming into my apartment to fix my ceiling in 4 hours yet here I sit, drinking a glass of wine and crying at instagram posts

[Ericka @bartendericka]

More people should mix Love Letter by @odesza into their sets