bartender problems

I need more than 140 characters to complain about you assholes but here we are. #bartendrprobs

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Just watched a guy slap himself in the face. 2017 pep talk.

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A bottle of champagne just exploded on my chest so that's how today is going.

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"Omg you're so nice! I hope people are treating you well!"
Me: give me all your money

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The year is 2023. Snapchat drinks your drink for you.

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If you didn't snapchat cheersing with your friends, did you even cheers? Did you even drink? Are you even at the bar?

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Shots of mezcal to take the edge off #bartendrprobs

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It's sunday aka brunch aka time to watch a bunch of white people chug mimosas out of the carafe and scream the wrong words to migos