Barter Loch Monster

Fear me, for I am the eater of hype and woo!

Tweets are not investment, medical, or psychological advice.

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“Why is ‘disappointed’ trending?”

“...Yes.”

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@politico And what about you lot with these garbage headlines?

We’ve got a paedophilic rapist in our highest office and “popular candidate retweeted a meme” is your go-to?

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@WSJ Wow, how important and topical. Wanna share how this journalistic malpractice got out the door?

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@samsheffer Idk bro where’s the Humane AI? You lads managed to make god come out of the computer yet?

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@kevinroose @TIME How’s your NFT bag these days?

https://t.co/E7zdCP8bov

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@rodneyb24247177 @lisamurkowski The Nuremberg defense earns one the Nuremberg sentence.

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@Kat_Cammack https://t.co/1KCAp8RGiB

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@RepKatCammack https://t.co/1KCAp8RGiB

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@SeattleFanGZ @NWSSeattle That dipshit Cliff Mass has ruined no less than three of my parties by frightening my guests away with apocalyptic predictions. Usually the NWS folks are better but they clearly got carried away here.

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@NWSSeattle What caused this to be such an absolute nothingburger? If the forecast hinged on clear skies from an early hour, why was the forecast not downgraded when it was clear sufficient heat would not enter the system?

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@NWSSeattle Would love to catch you folks on Bluesky for these updates too! Thought it must be a hell of a storm when the radarscope loop abruptly ends after the line impacts the San Juans!

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@David_Ingram

Access journalist 🤡

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@MickWest Your commentary is the only thing keeping me sane when I read some overcredulous UFO headline. We miss you on BlueSky!

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@StarTribune Maybe you should report on the reason you disabled your replies re: UHC CEO.

Shifting mood of the country could be a big scoop!

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@GovTimWalz You people should have had Lena Khan on a national press tour instead of phoning it in the way you did.

Now I see why.

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@Ingrid_Jacques @USATODAY You benefitted from gender affirming care, but sure, pull up the ladder behind you.

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@Ingrid_Jacques @USATODAY Where was this outrage when Republican congressmen endorsed targeted killings?

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@jwtru @SethDillon Y’all got any more of that free speech absolutism?

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@thiskillstheai

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

ai is coming for our j-

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@SCARYWIZARD89 I’m uncomfortable with the… overly culinary manner in which this litterbox is presented

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@pushtheneedle >rents will fall

press x to doubt