Scott Bartholomew

Guitar / Burgers / Jesus / Math / Pickles / Live Sound / Falling Off Of Bicycles

[Scott Bartholomew @bartholomew12]

I’m sorry, Dillard’s, but this is not how Mitch Hedberg told me the world works.

[Scott Bartholomew @bartholomew12]

One cool thing about being a millennial is that you pretty consistently apologize for not being a gas station rewards club member.

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@tylrparkr We’re pretty excited over here on this side of the river for a couple of Fort Smithians!

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@VanLathan Agreed. And I have a 12 year old son. Sure, it’ll be hard for us both to handle work/school while he’s handcuffed to my wrist for the next 6 years, but we’re gonna see how it goes….

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@SheaSerrano I think that @SeanFennessey’s friend Hitmaker, is genuinely hilarious.

(@timothycsimons)

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@Mike_Haracz @Chilis @Applebees Our Applebees closed and became a @ChuysRestaurant. If your Applebees closes and becomes a @ChuysRestaurant, then I recommend taking them to @ChuysRestaurant… 😜

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@VDOOZER @JordanRLucas Enjoyed your interview on Armchair Expert. Congrats on Bad Monkey. My favorite thing on TV right now (other than COPS).

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@SeanFennessey @TheBigPic sir, can you please spare $2.5 million?

https://t.co/48km9hPGvd

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@SheaSerrano Not true for Oklahoma high school Ag teachers, apparently. My buddy could not stop calling them Coach in class, so they made him run laps around the Ag building (a total coach move).

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@bwags @TheBigPic Nice work! Curious about the plugins! What do you do to deal with bleed with that many open mics? Dugan Auto Mixer or similar?

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@jaredcwilson Be kind, rewind.

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Well, at least something in this room is gonna wake up fully charged in the morning…

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I’m a little late, but my resolution this year is to stop going back to the gas pump when I realize I forgot to press “No” when asked for a receipt. It’ll be fine. Probably. It’ll probably be fine.

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@jaredcwilson Good choices! I enjoyed both of those quite a bit.

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Just like riding a bike. If the bike was a spaceship. And you were flying through a meteor shower. And the meteors forgot to turn on their microphones.

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@tylrparkr @MagicCityBooks @ChrisRyan77 It was a great time! Not for the wireless microphones. But for everyone else, it was a great time! 😜

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@bwags I haven’t heard anything that made me want to stop a podcast, haha (other than things that were very clearly operator error from a host/guest… 😜)

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@Mike_Haracz Did you happen to hear the discussion this week with Chris Storer and EMB on @thewatchpod ? Good stuff!

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@benrector This is impressive. Let’s see you do it with tap water from different Oklahoma towns… 😜