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[ret @rad_milk]

girls love the color pink so much because it is the color of ham

[Fred Fu. @ImFredFu]

This has gone to far who’s in the Liberty Tunnels in a damn scooter

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

I literally don’t care if i use too many exclamation points I just want everyone to have a good time

[D @bartletdanielle]

i think that the best drunk is when ur so hungry & with ur friends and you’ve had far too many drinks before u eat dinner. so like ur drunk then you eat dinner and it tastes so good ya know

[D @bartletdanielle]

it caters to every mood

[Lexy @LexyBlankenship]

Danielle made a playlist titled “wanna run thru a wall” and it’s lowkey my fave playlist bc that’s how I feel 80% of the time

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

idk feels right

[D @bartletdanielle]

so ready to square up with sallie mae

[James @CaucasianJames]

when they free britney i’ll be the first to fire up the grill

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Me in a meeting: This really should’ve been an email

Me receiving an email: I’m going to jump into a volcano

[D @bartletdanielle]

stepping on a dog bone is a thousand times worse than stepping on a lego

[Nathan Cykiert @nathancykiert]

can't wait for school plays again so we can get more moments like when my friend played Peter Pan

[D @bartletdanielle]

@SamFareri7 the daily struggle 😭

[welcome 2 my channel @influenc3rpop]

The Bachelor, but everyone eliminated is taken out Willy Wonka style