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[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The most feared striker on the planet has already decided how he wants it to end. He wants to be a farmer.

Ask Haaland what he'll do when the boots finally come off and he doesn't reach for punditry, or coaching, or a beach in Dubai. He talks about a small farm back home in Bryne, a tractor, and a few cows to feed of a morning. "That's my dream," he told ESPN years ago, long before this World Cup lit him up. "That's what I want to do when I retire."

Picture it properly. A man who collects Birkin bags, who rewrites scoring records by the month, whose face is plastered across half the billboards in Europe, and the life he actually daydreams about is standing in a wet field in Norway handing hay to a cow.

The same thread runs through everything he does. The raw milk he drives to a farm gate to buy. The beef heart he gets from his own personal supplier, like other men have a wine merchant. The wood he chops in the forest just to switch the football head off. He has been quietly circling back to the land his whole life, and he has told you exactly where he means to finish.

In Norway, mind, cattle farming isn't the job you take when the money runs dry. It's the proud one, woven through the songs and the films and the family names, handed down like a surname. Haaland already has the money. All he wants is the field.

The best goalscorer alive is going to hang up a pair of golden boots and go and feed his cows. Have a think about which of those two lives he reckons is the real one.

[Mark Curtis @markcurtis30]

“Significant shift”, lol. The Guardian is insufferable.

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

🚨 WATCH: Oakeshott turns a whiter shade of pale as she learns live on Talk TV that the Met has launched a criminal investigation into George Cottrell’s mother and her siphoning of half a million pounds to Tricky Dicky.

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Actor Sacha Baron Cohen, the star of several racist films about Muslims and Arabs, privately lobbied TikTok executives for Israel during it's war on Gaza.

[Tennis Legend @TennisLegende]

🇫🇷 Arthur Fery est le premier Français à se hisser en quarts de finale de Wimbledon depuis Lucas Pouille et Jo-Wilfried Tsonga lors de l'édition 2016.

Problème : il joue pour le Royaume Uni. 🇬🇧

[Crispian Wheldon 🇵🇸🇨🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪 🖐️ @CrispianWheldon]

Vote #BinFace. Bin #FrogFace. 👍

[JM News Network @JMNewsNetwork_]

🚨🗣️🇪🇬Egyptian football Manager Hossam:

“I’ll speak my mind regardless of the consequences. This match was clearly rigged, and the whole world saw it.”

“And one more thing—if they want Argentina to win so badly, why invite everyone else to compete?”

[John Smythe @JohnSmytheInves]

In the criminal trial when it was put to Woman H that she could not have been at Bute House on a specific date she just said well what about these other dates instead. What does that tell you about those in the COPFS who thought it was acceptable to put forth such a witness?

[John Stealer @JohnStealer]

Jimmy Carr (not so funny) comedian & Israeli asset does Holocaust jokes about Gypsies but not Jews

He hosts secret ‘Genocide Galas’ in the British Museum on behalf of Israel to mark their so called ‘Independence Day’.

Jimmy entertains the perpetrators while they murder the kids

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “I cannot think of a bigger taker than Elon Musk. That’s what parasitic capital does. All they do is take, take, take. They take your productive output, they take your ingenuity and they slap their name on it. What did you make? You didn’t make anything! Someone else did! He is an unbelievable parasitic leech and also a racist of the highest order. It’s mind-boggling that more people don’t recognize it for what it is”

[bartly @bartlydoc]

Andy Burnham is a lying bastard. Take it to the bank.

[The Heartlands Tribune @Labourheartland]

Andy Burnham says Britain is paying too much for the basics and promises “more public control” over water, energy and transport.

That sounds fine until you remember one rather important fact.

The price of water and electricity is already controlled by the state.

Ofgem sets the energy price cap. Ofwat sets price controls for water companies. Regulators already decide what private monopoly utilities are allowed to charge, what returns they can make, what investment plans they can claim for, and how much of the burden gets pushed onto households and businesses.

So what exactly does “more public control” mean?

Because if Burnham means more regulation, we have already tried that. It has failed. Bills are still too high, rivers are still polluted, infrastructure is still creaking, and private investors are still extracting from assets the public cannot live without.

The problem is not a lack of public control.

The problem is ownership.

You cannot properly control a monopoly utility while leaving the monopoly in private hands and pretending the regulator is a substitute for democracy.

This is where Burnham’s fiscal confusion matters too. He talks about giving people breathing space, but refuses to say the obvious: a sovereign government is not a household. Within the real limits of labour, materials, energy, skills and inflation, Britain can build and own what it needs.

The real fiscal rule should be simple. If the public pays, the public owns.

Not “public control” while private firms keep the pipes, cables, profits and ransom note.

Public ownership. Public investment. Public accountability.

Anything less is just the same failed model wearing a northern accent. #weownit #andy

[bartly @bartlydoc]

@R0Poem All back to yours afterwards then Bobby...?

[Paul Holden @pauleholden]

This a deeply disappointing, borderline irresponsible interview of Morgan McSweeney from @bbcnickrobinson. It looks like impunity in action. Has the media not learnt any lessons from Mandelson and of the need to properly scrutinise political actors?

It is the BBC's job to hold political actors to account, to pose them real questions, and to get them to put a proper version of events on the record.

That is all the more important for a figure like McSweeney, who has wielded extraordinary power and has led or participated in attacks on legitimate, factual journalism, but who has never spoken about his role in these scandals on the record.

The interview doesn't touch, once, on the rock-solid evidence of McSweeney's serious unlawful misconduct or the Labour Together/APCO scandal. This stuff is widely available and easy to verify.

Here is a reminder of what we know about McSweeney, about which he wasn't asked a single thing:

1. McSweeney was Company Secretary of Labour Together from July 2017 to April 2020. During this period he failed to report over £700,000 in donations to the Electoral Commission. This was plainly unlawful. LT was found guilty and fined for this offence, but said in public it was an 'administrative oversight.'

2. McSweeney failed to report donations after he had unsuccessfully attempted to convince the Electoral Commission he didn't need to report them in late 2017.

3. McSweeney failed to report donations after the Electoral Commission told him, explicitly, that Labour Together had a legal duty to report donations.

4. McSweeney engaged in a two-month correspondence with the Electoral Commission in early 2018, in which it was clear he knew he had to report donations. Yet he failed to do so for over two years thereafter.

5. McSweeney failed to report donations even though he was telling MPs he was reporting donations, and even though Labour Together's website also stated that it was declaring donations to the Electoral Commission.

6. McSweeney failed to report donations even after Shabana Mahmood, on Labour Together's behalf, wrote an article for LabourList in February 2020 stating that Labour Together was reporting its donations. At the very time Mahmood wrote the donations, LT was taking in donations it was failing to declare.

7. McSweeney used this undeclared money, to fight an undeclared, covert war on the Labour Party leadership between 2017 and 2020. He also used it to pay for polling which was then fed into Starmer's leadership bid. Materials produced by McSweeney during his time at LT was fed, word-for-word, into Starmer's campaigning material. According to Rachel Wearmouth, McSweeney spent 'every spare moment' during the last six weeks of 2019 to prepare Starmer's leadership bid, during which time McSweeney was drawing a salary from LT.

8. When Labour Together was put under investigation by the Electoral Commission for McSweeney's failure to report donations, McSweeney was consulted by LT's lawyer Gerald Shamash. The email recording this consultation and its contents were published by the Tory Chairman Kevin Hollinrake and have been available in public for a year. The email raises serious questions about whether LT was candid in its responses to the Electoral Commission and, in particular, McSweeney's correspondence with the Commission in 2017/2018 that shows he was aware of the need to report donations. Early correspondence between LT and the Electoral Commission shows that, despite being asked to provide all information of relevance to the Commission's inquiries, LT failed to even mention McSweeney's name, let alone the phone call.

9. In early 2019 McSweeney launched an astroturf campaign called Stop Funding Fake News (SFFN) , with his friend and factional ally Imran Ahmed. It was supported by @SteveReedMP and operated out of the same office as Labour Together. SFFN purposefully set out to 'eviscerate' the economic viability of @TheCanaryUK and to destroy the livelihoods of its journalists, many of whom were long-time members of the National Union of Journalists.

At no stage in its first year operation did SFFN declare its controlling minds. Instead it presented itself as a 'grassroots' campaign of well-meaning activists.

McSweeney and Ahmed tried to take out proper journalism because they saw it as a threat to their political objectives. "Destroy the Canary or the Canary destroys us," is what McSweeney told Labour Together insiders according to Anushka Asthana.

SFFN made promiscuous allegations of antisemitism against The Canary - the antisemitism that McSweeney claims is what drove his factional war on the left - which were found to have no substance when reviewed by a panel of media lawyers and practitioners at media regulator Impress. SFFN repeatedly inferred that The Canary was antisemitic because it run articles quoting left-wing and anti-Zionist Jews disturbed by aspects of the "antisemitism crisis."

10. SFFN also targeted well-known US media sites, which led to McSweeney being directly called out by the US State Department. His colleague, Imran Ahmed, is now sanctioned by the US because the US accuses the company he and McSweeney set up, CCDH, of being part of a global censorship complex.

11. When I started reporting on McSweeney's undeclared money and his secret campaigns, including by taking damning primary documents to the Sunday Times, Labour Together appointed APCO Worldwide to produce a 'package' that would 'proactively undermine' my factually accurate, public interest reporting.

To be clear: APCO were hired to 'proactively undermine' my reporting on McSweeney and his role in Starmer's rise. The intention, as shown in internal docs, was to protect both Starmer and McSweeney's reputations ahead of an imminent general election, while I was trying to warn people about the true nature of this project and it's unlawful origins.

12. APCO produced an insane, ludicrous, highly defamatory report that accused me, my family and my colleagues of being part of a pro-Kremlin network of journalists and speculating that I received hacked documents from Russia. APCO also investigated @Gabriel_Pogrund, with whom I'd collaborated with on the Sunday Times story, making a series of offensive comments about him and his ethnicity. APCO identified a range of other journalists in the UK and US as "persons of interest" to be investigated.

This highly invasive, despicable investigation targeted my work colleagues and my family, including by finding my home address and mapping my personal relationships. Labour Together and its Managing Director, Josh Simons, reported me to the National Cyber Security Centre on the basis of this mad, insane report.

13. Less than a month ago, it was revealed that McSweeney and his buddy Paul Ovenden (later Chief of Strategy at Number 10, who would resign following revelations from my book) were copied into emails about the investigation. McSweeney plainly knew about APCO's investigation. Simons, in one mail, wrote to set up a meeting with McSweeney, Ovenden and APCO's Tom Harper in 'HQ' to discuss the 'Paul Holden report.'

Three days after this meeting I was reported to the NCSC, along with my colleagues and family members. Emails show Simons was coached in how to make a 'crime report' about me to the NCSC.

14. The APCO/Labour Together scandal was so ugly and so damning that Labour Together has been forced to change its name. It also led to the resignation of Josh Simons as a Junior Minister. The Speaker of the House has supported calls for a Parliamentary inquiry into Labour Together.

15. Josh Simons thereafter stepped aside as the MP for Makerfield in order to make way for Andy Burnham, the incoming PM who has displaced McSweeney's man, Starmer. There is a straight and clear line between attempts to protect McSweeney from scrutiny in 2024 and Starmer's resignation in 2026.

So, to make this clear: there was a massive scandal because plans were put in motion to stop questions being asked about McSweeney's unlawful failure to declare money... and now the public broadcaster is failing to ask McSweeney questions about the money. Has the media learnt nothing from the Mandelson scandal about what happens when you don't properly scrutinise political actors?

And here's some things McSweeney and Robinson did talk about, but which doesn't bear scrutiny:

1. Starmer didn't just take some suits and glasses as 'freebies' during the election campaign. He took over £100k in freebies between 2021 and 2024, more than every Labour leader since Tony Blair combined. In addition to free clothes, Starmer took football tickets, tickets to watch the horse racing, and free holiday accommodation for his family from a billionaire. One of his football freebies was donated by a company that had only just been forced to pay a £11m settlement because the installed faulty and potentially flammable cladding on tower blocks in Gosport. Taking these donations means that Starmer had conflicted himself on key areas of policy even before he was elected.

2. Both McSweeney and Robinson quickly collude in claiming that Sir Keir Starmer didn't say that Israel 'has that right' to shut off water, fuel, food and electricity to Gaza. But we've all seen the video, where what Starmer has said is utterly plain. Multiple Ministers went on air to defend the statement thereafter. Does the BBC really think that huge numbers of Muslim councillors immediately left the Party by mistake, because they can't understand plain English?

3. McSweeney has said that Labour Together was 'neutral' during the 2020 leadership election. But Labour Together, and its key associates, have said repeatedly since 2022/2023 that LT backed Starmer's leadership bid. You can find these comments on the Wayback Machine in about two minutes.

4. McSweeney says he never intended to rid the Party of Corbynism. There are now multiple accounts, including from the country's leading political editors and journalists, about how McSweeney crafted and distributed strategy documents, including a plan called 'Operation Red Shield' and a 2017 SWOT analysis, that set out plans to undermine Corbyn's leadership and install a new leader who would 'renew' the Party.

5. This is not the first time that McSweeney has spoken to the media. Instead, it is the first time he has let his comments be attributed to him in public. Multiple journalists have spoken about how he was the source of stories damaging to his opponents. While he was Chief of Staff at Number 10, he was meeting with the editors of the major UK newspapers more regularly than Number 10's own head of comms. We know this because transparency regulations means that these meetings are recorded and can easily found on the gov website. This man has shaped our media discourse, and our political epistemology, in profound and disturbing ways. It is utterly disingenuous to claim that this is the first time he's spoken to the media.

[Media Lens @medialens]

This is a devastating takedown of Nick Robinson's interview with Morgan McSweeney.

Will you have the grace to respond to these serious concerns, @bbcnickrobinson?

[Tere Felipe @_TereFelipe_]

🇨🇺 Presidente cubano: Hemos estado bajo el bloqueo durante 60 años. Es el bloqueo de más larga duración en la historia de la humanidad.

Y no es cualquier bloqueo: es un bloqueo económico, financiero, comercial, y ahora un bloqueo energético.

Y este bloqueo no lo impone ningún país. Lo impone la potencia más poderosa del mundo.

No me bloqueen. ¿Por qué me están bloqueando?

Déjenme fracasar por mi cuenta y vean si tengo éxito. Y estoy seguro de que tendremos éxito.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When 12 people were killed in Charlie Hebdo attacks, World Leaders thronged to Paris for a Solidarity March

But no world leader has organised a march to protest killing 8700 civilians, 569 children, 1120 women, 28 journalists, 376 health workers, and 7 UN peacekeepers in Lebanon

[bartly @bartlydoc]

@WingsScotland @CraigMurrayOrg Stu refusing to answer the question. How did that happen...

[ROPoem @R0Poem]

Here’s an idea why don’t we go back to just having commentary at football and not have pundits “analysing” ..analyse after the game ffs

[Alex Neil @AlexNeilSNP]

This is a lie