How is a top velo 88.4 when the average is 83.9? Either just lying or misinformed. Also no one cares about your spin rate when you throw under 90 miles an hour. Have a good Monday #holdthefuckingline
In the mood to pay attention to presentations and ask really tough questions at the end so they’re standing in the front of the class looking at me with 10 heads having a panic attack #getaholdoftheline
LeSperm has the clutch gene this time of year. Him and his son need to start playing a 2 man game with those crackers playing in the corner shooting the three ball. #holdtheline
My friend is wearing another man’s name on his back pushing 22 years old. Is this something that I should have a conversation with him about? #holdtheline#drinkforyourname
did mason miller die on the way to the field?? why the fuck is the guy who hasn’t let up a hit since September that throws 103 miles an hour NOT in the fucking game. #lasvegas#holdtheline
find where it hurts and press. drink for your social security number. do it until you can’t and then have one more. #sundayfunday#holdthemotherfuckingline