Burt Burnhouser

2001 3rd team all county fullback| 5’6 245||Registered Sex Offender

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

combination of doom and despair #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

Terrorist of the day #holdtheline #petertheil

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

How is a top velo 88.4 when the average is 83.9? Either just lying or misinformed. Also no one cares about your spin rate when you throw under 90 miles an hour. Have a good Monday #holdthefuckingline

[Alex @AlexAngelidis5]

Transfer Portal - Saint Peter’s (D1 MAAC)

5’8 160 - Hybrid Sidearm/Low 3/4 RHP (4.5-5.0 ft release height)
4.0 GPA | Just completed RS-SO Season

Most recent outing in CRCBL - 3 IP, 2 K, 1 BB, 4 H ~ 65 percent strikes

Fastball
T88.4 MPH
Avg. 2453 RPM (Max 2576)
Avg. 14.8" IVB | 8.4" HB
Max 20.7" IVB | 15.2" HB

Slider
T80 MPH | Avg. 76.7 MPH
Avg. 2594 RPM (Max 2880)
Avg. -7.1" IVB | -5.4" HB

Sinker
Avg. 83.9 MPH
Avg. 2259 RPM
Avg. IVB: 11.9" | Avg. HB: 10.6"

@FlatgroundApp @64Analytics

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

mixed drinks don’t have alcohol until they do. #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

anyone who’s ever said I don’t care how hard you throw ball four is a fucking liar #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

confused why guys play baseball and don’t swing for the long ball. if you can’t hit homers you can’t help your team. #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

Put your nuts on the line for the 50/50 Steve, your Elon team fucking sucks

[Steve Roth @SteveUnoTres]

Campbell loses its first CAA game in more than a month…

They had gone 11 straight before tonight’s loss.

Their last CAA L? April 19 vs Elon 🐦‍🔥

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

In the mood to pay attention to presentations and ask really tough questions at the end so they’re standing in the front of the class looking at me with 10 heads having a panic attack #getaholdoftheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

looking for a title fight at the bar tonight. drink like your life depends on it. #holdtheline #WHOTHEFUCKISTHATGUY

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

LeSperm has the clutch gene this time of year. Him and his son need to start playing a 2 man game with those crackers playing in the corner shooting the three ball. #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

@MikeMichaelsIV Wish you were here, Mike

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

Looking to take Sunday funday a bit too far. Might end up shirtless in the ocean by the time it’s all said and done. #holdthefuckingline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

it feels good to put my thumb in my ass while I wipe my butt. Is that normal? #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

My friend is wearing another man’s name on his back pushing 22 years old. Is this something that I should have a conversation with him about? #holdtheline #drinkforyourname

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

Geez dude, god speed #holdtheline

[Nathan “Naysayer” Lankford III @NLankIII]

I will fuck anything that moves tn

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

could kill me in the airport on the way home, life would never get any better #holdtheline #riskit #break

[Tbone @vegastbone]

Swim up blackjack.

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

That’s usually what a handles for Kon. No need to eat your sorrows away when you can drink them away. #holdtheline

[Kon “Nipple” Knueppel @KonmanKnipple]

Ex wife left me, just failed an exam, no formal date, graduating in 6 weeks, no job lined up.

Bojangles 4 piece supreme combo. #BoTime

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

Don’t understand why people go home when they get kicked out of the bar. Get naked and spank your dick until u get arrested. #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

did mason miller die on the way to the field?? why the fuck is the guy who hasn’t let up a hit since September that throws 103 miles an hour NOT in the fucking game. #lasvegas #holdtheline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

find where it hurts and press. drink for your social security number. do it until you can’t and then have one more. #sundayfunday #holdthemotherfuckingline

[Burt Burnhouser @barttownhouse]

You must just not want it Bryn. I’m gonna go if I have to two step it there. #holdtheline

[Bryn Forbes @BrynnForbes11]

My desire to go to the bar decreases significantly when it’s 0 degrees outside