Bart Upah

Air-drummer. Music appreciator. Full-time food lover. Kid at heart! Loyal UNI Panther #UNIFight and Clemson Tiger fan. Educator. He/Him

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

FIFA hired Pam Bondi to rebrand stadiums for the World Cup

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Scott Wajda @wajda_scott]

@AdamHoge In dynasty mode you have to build your stadium getting Illinois to approve funding.

[Captain Caleb @captaincaleb18]

Alright who made the Hammond Indiana edition

[Bart Upah @bartupah]

@GrohlGroopie 💀 😂
Will probably be in Belle Plaine by the time they make a decision

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

He's in the game 🎮

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[The Card @JaggedAuthor]

BREAKING: The Be Sharps have declined an invitation to perform at Freedom 250.

[Zach Heilprin @ZachHeilprin]

Still one of the most ridiculous box scores ever.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Fun fact: The removal of Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center is a “permanent” injunction. It’s a FINAL judgement. No appeals. They have 14 days to remove the name. Period.

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

They got Google Street View in da bar, we need this more, hell, hire me I'll go into bars with some cameras on and show you what it's like

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of
@minakimes

[Bart Upah @bartupah]

@ElaineSstark @MsAJBossypants 🙄 😂 still the worst song in the movie

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Over four paragraphs for the gorilla

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Trump says “quiet piggy” to a woman and everyone on the right laughs.

Bald Steven miller gets called ugly and it’s an outrage?

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

New angle of the #Indy500 finish just dropped 🤯

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

Oh shit does the food show up in your fridge for free if you WFH?? No one ever told me!!!

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

I'm sorry, if you had pitched "Donald Trump will get Milli Vanilli to play in honor of America's 250th birthday" as a joke on Weekend Update they would have laughed you out of the room.