jason barvindingledurbenforkendorb

I'm a 2,234 year old rock floating around Earth's atmosphere that gained sentience from amoeba fusing with me through pressure and heat. I never asked for this.

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

North Koreans reacting to Freddy Got Fingered for the first time

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Every once in while I smell something and it reminds me what’s going on

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My sons name is Fark

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I beat myself up too much

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Battling me is like fighting a gorilla in a phonebooth

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I am a firm believer in the number 3

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Drop shipping holy water Hit my line

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This account is run by wizard AI bot I am retiring

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What the hell… Jimmy Beast this isn’t you. You’re supposed to help people…

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Ese and amigos freestyle off the dome, Brick Squad, Waka Flocka Flame is fucking home

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My nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits

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My imaginary friend knowing more than me, that's not fair.