Brett Schiffman

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@TIME

[HuffPost Chicago @HuffPostChicago]

This ASL interpreter signing @kendricklamar's "F*cking Problems" is everything http://t.co/5fOZYHBa4E

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@JaPotts23 I hate you

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

Sitting in a snuggie crushing micro right now. Time to get it! #finals

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

My buddy @Eddie_Small wrote this piece about the shooting at his elementary school yesterday #Newtown
http://t.co/4CLZmjVG

[Eddie Small @Eddie_Small]

My take on the tragedy at my old elementary school in #Newtown for @TheAtlantic http://t.co/chGk0i0X

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

Rush hour traffic is a lot more bearable when you get Justin Beiber and T Swift back to back

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

Was just told I would make a great Ron Swanson. One of the greatest compliments one could receive

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@Eddie_Small yessir. Would have been a good centre 1 movie night don't ya think?

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

Very excited for the return of zombies on Sunday #walkingdead

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@maychewptain you better cut that out

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

Who's trying to go to a haunted house?

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@maychewptain that's a good lookin dog bro

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

Why is recess limited to elementary school? I would love some recess in my life right about now.

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

got that iphone 5 comin boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Google now tells you any celeb's Bacon Number (degrees of separation between them and Kevin Bacon). Try any celebrity and add Bacon Number!

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@maychewptain of course! #banevoice

[Joakim Noah @JoakimNoah]

Can we get the kids back to school already....

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@Eddie_Small don't get used to it

[Brett Schiffman @baschiff]

@Eddie_Small Reform health insurance and use the profits taken from private insurance companies to fund residency training and education