BASD ASSASSINS

sponsored by @mikebloomberg

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#BASDAssassins 2020 rules:
- each team must pay $100 (i take 80% cut) sorry i dont make the rules
- teams must consist of 6 people minimum
- if you shoot or taze someone it counts as an elimination
-No participants may jack off at all till the games over. Sorry i dont make the ru

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@BeaverAssassins NO.

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Don't forget to gamble! BASD Assassins endorses betting on the results of the competition. It's Good For You!

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SOLD💴

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selling this account for $25 per follower add it up yourself dm me #hotdeal #cool #woah #investmentopportunity

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selling this account for $25 per follower add it up yourself dm me #hotdeal #cool #woah #investmentopportunity

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i am a cia asset

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thank you for your cooperation

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Despite #COVID19, BASD Assassins 2020 will be continuing with slight modifications. We will be eliminating squirt guns due to disease concerns. Instead, to eliminate your target, you have to cough on them

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Elizabeth warren has been eliminated

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Also we are suing @BeaverAssassins for trademark infringement. pay up

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no nut assassins 2020. sponsored by mike bloomberg

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Update: In light of recent events, Michael Bloomberg has withdrawn all funding from BASD Assassins. We will now be filing for bankruptcy

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Thank you to @MikeBloomberg for his $100,000 donation to BASD Assassins! To return the favor, Mike Bloomberg has officially won the 2020 BASD Assassins competition. Wow! #greatjob #cool #mikegotitdone

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Pete Buttigieg has been eliminated

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Dom campese has been eliminated

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Get Ready 👀

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I am going to shit myself at your store unless you permanently close it by noon. This is a warninf

[MilkShake Factory @MShakeFactory]

The fun continues at the GRAND OPENING of the #Murrysville store today! Come out to 4893 William Penn Highway in Murrysville! Also Buy-One-Get-One FREE on all Hot Chocolate Drinks for #NationalHotChocolateDay #bogo #pgh

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Fuck you!!!!!!!!

[MilkShake Factory @MShakeFactory]

Valentine’s Day gifts should be easy and delicious, and we’ve got you #chocolate covered. Pre-packed and custom-packed are available. They’re all locally made using recipes that reach back over 100-years. How’s that for romantic? #pittsburgh #pgh #valentinesday #chocolates l

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