John Olifur

I've moved to bluer pastures. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Pickle.

[John Olifur @base1172]

@ATACMS4Ukraine @LastWeekTonight He'll have his own armored fighting vehicle soon, courtesy of @SignMyRocket. The order is technically for a Pion, but it might go on a Leo or Abrams instead. 🤞

https://t.co/WflwtVGK4n

[John Olifur @base1172]

@fellarequests I'm overdue to join NAFO. Can you help me out with a 'John Olifella' worthy of the sexiest man alive, @iamjohnoliver?

Mad props if it:
* Highlights the real John Oliver's scandalously hot body and boyish charm
* Alludes to the faint cabbage aroma of his love juice

[John Olifur @base1172]

@quine_watson @iamjohnoliver He's perfect! 🤩🤩🤩

Like @iamjohnoliver, he oozes sexual energy. Makes me want to pop my load like a T-72B3 turret! 💥💣🧨

Thank you @quine_watson and @Official_NAFO!

P.S. When do I get my first CIA paycheck? Will it be direct deposited, or do I collect it in the sex tunnels?

[John Olifur @base1172]

@fellarequests I'm overdue to join NAFO. Can you help me out with a 'John Olifella' worthy of the sexiest man alive, @iamjohnoliver?

Mad props if it:
* Highlights the real John Oliver's scandalously hot body and boyish charm
* Alludes to the faint cabbage aroma of his love juice

[John Olifur @base1172]

He's perfect! 🤩🤩🤩

He just oozes sexual energy. Makes me want to pop my load as fast as a T-72B3 turret! 💥💣🧨

[Nicola @quine_watson]

@base1172 @iamjohnoliver Here’s your fella @base1172
Sorry again for the delay and I hope you like him 🫶🫶

[John Olifur @base1172]

@fellarequests @iamjohnoliver While it'd be a sin to conceal the Adonis-like physique of @iamjohnoliver, if you really do need to tone my fella down to a PG-13 rating, I guess you could hide his potent love bits behind sunflowers?🌻🌻🌻

[John Olifur @base1172]

@fellarequests It's been a few weeks since I submitted my request for a salacious "John Olifella". Is the white-hot, cabbage-infused, libidinous essence of @iamjohnoliver too hot for the forge to handle?

https://t.co/WflwtVHhTV

[John Olifur @base1172]

@fellarequests I'm overdue to join NAFO. Can you help me out with a 'John Olifella' worthy of the sexiest man alive, @iamjohnoliver?

Mad props if it:
* Highlights the real John Oliver's scandalously hot body and boyish charm
* Alludes to the faint cabbage aroma of his love juice

[John Olifur @base1172]

@BrendanStone100 bsky-social-hvwxl-muano

[John Olifur @base1172]

@ttrevellers Do you still need an invite code? I just received one.

[John Olifur @base1172]

Here are a few pics of the real @iamjohnoliver for your reference. Hopefully they're not too steamy for you!

[John Olifur @base1172]

@SignMyRocket Would the message "Hellfire harvested from the supple, cabbage-scented loins of sex bomb John Oliver" fit?

[John Olifur @base1172]

@SignMyRocket Sure. Let's follow up over DM.

[John Olifur @base1172]

@ttrevellers @p_lamont_ @NeilBrighton @eDominykas @PhillipsPOBrien Sure, when I get one. I haven't been on the blue app long enough yet.

[John Olifur @base1172]

I'm bidding farewell to this app in favor of bluer skies. Too much vitriol and disinfo here.

This means it'll be harder to get target recon from our embeds in Crimea. @johnnyjmils be sure to report via the partisan network going forward. DON'T USE YOUR PHONE!

#BlueIsTheNewBlack

[John Olifur @base1172]

@SkyePosting Received. Thanks! 😀

[John Olifur @base1172]

@p_lamont_ @NeilBrighton @eDominykas @PhillipsPOBrien Cancel my request. I was just given an invite.

[John Olifur @base1172]

@p_lamont_ @NeilBrighton @eDominykas @PhillipsPOBrien Same here. I'll take one if you get one you can spare.

The day I get an invite is the day I delete my Twitter profile.

[John Olifur @base1172]

@PhillipsPOBrien No worries. Thanks for all the effort you've already put in!

[John Olifur @base1172]

@SkyePosting I'll take one if it's still available. 😃

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

@WalshFreedom So, we should let him threaten and intimidate witnesses, officers of the court and potential jurors?

Rule of law > politics.

You used to know that.

[John Olifur @base1172]

@7Veritas4 @MarshaBlackburn Trump, apparently.