BARIO.ETH

The entertainment layer of the new Internet. @farcaster_xyz-born. Incubated by @base. $BAES is now live! Clank clank.

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

0xa9F6d9EcA1F803854A13CECad0f21d43e007DB07

$baes

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

slowly but surely, the whole world is catching our vibe. GJ, @github .

[GitHub @github]

We heard you. And we agree.

In light of recent developments in physical media, GitHub is proud to announce that you can now obtain your public repo on CD-ROM.

Keep it. Lend it to friends. Pass it on to your children.

Your code is physically yours, forever. Until you lose it, let's be real.

Order yours today.
https://t.co/z041pdMH7h

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

shall we? 👀

[Nuke @Crypto_Nuclear_]

@0xFrisk Hmmm... hey @BaseBario let's make a gacha for physical games

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

🤘

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. https://t.co/ngG3jOeTBU

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

ownership matters

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

PLAYSTATION IS ENDING PHYSICAL DISCS

Starting January 2028, new games releasing on PlayStation consoles will be digital-only. Games already released won’t be affected.

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

@ethereuminsti acceleration 🖖

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

i own baes.eth, excited to give my children clean ethereum addies. domains are awesome. ethereum is awesome.

[tldraw @tldraw]

I now own https://t.co/dAGY8BIosE. Excited to give my children clean email handles. Domains are awesome. The internet is awesome.

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

@baseposting hell yeah https://t.co/bU0yVgUlVR

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

being one of the first 450 tokens that comes to base's mind feels pretty damn good.

we worked hard for this.

and we're about to work a whole lot harder.

we're gonna get really, really big.

🫡

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

being one of the first 450 tokens that comes to base's mind feels pretty damn good.

we worked hard for this.

and we're about to work a whole lot harder.

we're gonna get really, really big.

🫡

[Base App @baseapp]

You'll start seeing this badge in Base App.

450+ verified tokens with more coming soon.

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

"widely recognized."

damn right.

incubated by base.
verified by base.
now back to shipping.

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

$baes

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

we are going to make so much money in the next 6 months.

let me explain how.

there will be hundreds of new video games on baesapp, thousands of new players, and they will spend a proper amount of money to buy actual video game copies.

we will make money from every sale.

then we will use that money to buy back and burn a ridiculous amount of $baes.

we are onto something here. something that can bring joy back to @base again, while showing everyone what a beautiful partnership looks like when people start building cool shit together.

watch what happens next

(👁️👁️) ▄︻デ══━一💥

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

we are going to make so much money next 6 months

[Nuke @Crypto_Nuclear_]

You can now play Backrooms onchain! 🤯

Only on BaesApp by @BaseBario 🎮

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

turns out one trillion was just the demo

apparently @elonmusk is sitting on $2.5 trillion now, so our “spend elon’s fortune” toy needs another refill

terrible news for productivity. excellent news for extremely dumb financial entertainment

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

we filled the “spend the world’s richest man’s fortune” simulator with one trillion dollars.

@elonmusk, bad news: your bag is now playable.

trillion dollar is live. go spend it, you financially irresponsible legends.

link in the first reply

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

if you want to understand bario entertainment system, the products, the token, and why this tiny little monster on base keeps shipping like it has unpaid debts, we have a beautiful about section for that

read it. update your priors. act accordingly

https://t.co/bDs7iU3HxH

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

there’s an easy 250x sitting on @base and most of you have no idea.

incubated by base. backed by base. backed by xiaomi. actual product. actual users. actual revenue. actual games people can play instead of another “community-first ai-powered yield-bearing openclaw liquidity ritual”

market won’t clock it until $15m. from there, $50m is not a target. it’s a reality carved into the stone

study $baes. or don’t. the chart will explain it later

this has been a public service announcement. thank you for your continued cooperation

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

there’s an easy 250x sitting on @base and most of you have no idea.

incubated by base. backed by base. backed by xiaomi. actual product. actual users. actual revenue. actual games people can play instead of another “community-first ai-powered yield-bearing openclaw liquidity ritual”

market won’t clock it until $15m. from there, $50m is not a target. it’s a reality carved into the stone

study $baes. or don’t. the chart will explain it later

this has been a public service announcement. thank you for your continued cooperation

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

https://t.co/I3t7RpZlzE

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

BACKROOMS is live on baesapp.

Born from a 2019 post on 4chan’s paranormal /x/ board, then raised by the Internet into a collective horror miracle.

Someone turned that nightmare into a found-footage escape run, and now it is sitting on Baes where it belongs.

Procedural mazes. Dead fluorescent lights. Thick fog. Multiple levels. No map. A stalking entity moving through the walls.

Every run records like a corrupted camcorder tape, so even failure becomes footage.

Web, mobile, and gamepad supported.
Headphones strongly recommended.

5,000 tapes only.
0.0016 ETH (~$2.87).

Get out before the tape does.

Link in the first reply.

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

https://t.co/RQ7cbflGOi

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

we filled the “spend the world’s richest man’s fortune” simulator with one trillion dollars.

@elonmusk, bad news: your bag is now playable.

trillion dollar is live. go spend it, you financially irresponsible legends.

link in the first reply

[BARIO.ETH @BaseBario]

@base give me the keys, i’m $baes'trained, which basically means i can survive anything with a login screen and a dream