Lauren Johnson

@mlb data ops. @nbcsauthentic content producer. I like sports, wine & complaining - not necessarily in that order. insta laurenelizjohnson

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

The 49ers play with my emotions more than my Tinder dates.

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

The curious case of Ryan Walker putting runners on base in the 9th inning

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

It’s obvious that the strike zone is gay and that’s why the Giants pitchers have been avoiding it

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.

Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

[Nat Mucci @NatNatMucci]

Harassment includes verbal, physical, or visual behavior that creates a hostile or offensive environment, while discrimination involves adverse treatment due to protected characteristics.

MLB has rules. Teams sign their paychecks. Don't want to abide by them, don't play.

[Raya @onlyfanons]

My mayor’s a billionaire
My bagels are $50
My bank account is zero
Let’s go San Francisco

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

Thank you from all of us, @Laura_Britt_ 🧡🖤

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

Jon Miller is wearing a Late Show with Stephen Colbert hat on the Giants broadcast today

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

RIP to the soft spoken Grizz

[Vulture @vulture]

30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com. https://t.co/pDoPCONL75

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

“Fuck him” 🤷‍♂️
Jung Hoo Lee to Dalton Rushing probably

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

I honestly think the giants need to be gayer in order to keep winning

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

How ironic with this team being the main cause of my depression bouts

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

This weekend, we will join @RaysBaseball in wearing green ribbons on our uniforms in observance of Mental Health Awareness Month - a reminder that taking care of your mind is just as important as taking care of your body. 💚

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

It’s Cillian Murphy vs Jesse Plemons at Oracle Park today

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

This is my DREAM

[MLB @MLB]

Has a new elite ballpark snack emerged?!

The Mets are selling mini buckets of pickle chips for $5 at Citi Field ���

[Monica Venzke @monicavenzke]

Your (married) boss, who is almost two decades your senior, isn’t supposed to solicit sex from you. And all of you trying to unpack that in any other way on this app look really fucking dumb

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

The entire giants offense needs to apologize to Logan Webb rn

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

@hostileworm This is amazing I’ll take 14 of them

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

I have proof I called Connecticut over Michigan. #uconn that's all I am going to say

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

This is what visiting sf in March will do to a man

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Kristaps Porziņģis is “enamored” with the Golden State Warriors and is already considering re-signing with the team this summer, per @MontePooleNBCS

(h/t @TheNBABase)

[Lauren Johnson @baseballblondee]

I haven’t seen Arizona basketball this dominant since Aaron Gordon