Baseballison

Die-hard fan and season ticket holder. Throws like a girl. ⚾️❤️

[Baseballison @baseballison]

So what if I'm home alone, singing, "Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose,
Joseeee, Joooose!" at my TV?

🐐🐐🐐
@Indians @MrLapara #GOAT

[Baseballison @baseballison]

This app wants me to tweet, “Do you remember when you joined X? I do!” (Really, I don’t, but if they say so! 🤷🏻‍♀️) #MyXAnniversary #AndByXAnniversaryIDefinitelyMeanTwitterAnniversary #NobodyCallsItX #ItsStillTwitterToMe

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Brandon Guyer throwing out a first pitch for the @CleGuardians tonight… Wouldn’t it have been more appropriate for the first pitch to hit him?

[Justin L. (jlbaseball on bluesky) @JL_Baseball]

Get rid of blackouts

[Baseballison @baseballison]

@EmilySeitz Congratulations! Twitter in general has been a rather hateful place lately, so I love to see the overwhelming support you’ve gotten to your announcement! Prayers for you that your church and denomination has been supportive, too. 🙏⚾️❤️

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Oscar Gonzales and the @CleGuardians vs. the Yankees ⚾️❤️

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Poor, sad Astros fan is in front of me texting about how everyone in #Cleveland just needs to let it go that they’re #cheaters.

#truthhurts

[Baseballison @baseballison]

You can’t watch American professional sports, where most teams consist of majority black and brown players, and use them for your entertainment, while not supporting their right to equal treatment in society and by law enforcement. #GeorgeFloydVerdict #Accountability

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Literally unfollow me if you’re tweeting to “keep politics out of baseball” right now as a response to this statement. Sports has been politicized since it was segregated. (Maybe start by watching “42,” Jackie Robinson’s story, to learn some of that history?)

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

#OurCLE

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Oh, somewhere in our dear Cleveland the sun is shining bright,

Sixty-one degrees on Opening Day should mean our hearts are light;

But we’re all social distancing, and no one roams about,

And forget about a ballgame—Covid takes the season out.

6/6

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Happy Baseball NOPEning Day, everyone. Here’s “COVID at the Bat,” dedicated to any fan who’s had to *wait til next year* in perpetuity. It’s gonna be a little while longer. ⚾️💔

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Cleveland nine today:

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[Baseballison @baseballison]

Coach Jimmy Dugan told us once: “There’s no crying in baseball!”

But then are you allowed to cry when no teams can play at all?

Or perhaps I’m just dramatic, like the Peach of days gone by,

So I’ll sit and scroll on Twitter, and let out a heavy sigh.

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[Andy Clutter @aclutter51]

365 Days until Roberto Perez leaps into Carlos Carrasco’s arms after they get the final out of the World Series. #BookIt

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Welp... Welcome to Winter!

Err, I mean happy Halloween?

#WinterIsComing #IMissYouAlreadyBaseball @GVartwork #TwoSeasons #WinterAndBaseball

[Baseballison @baseballison]

@EmilySeitz I know, I really wanted him to walk and for it to be Bregman. 😩

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Hey there, @Yan_AGomes and #AsdrubalCabrera... I just wanted to let you know that I’m real happy for ya. ⚾️❤️ #CongratsNats #WorldSeriesChamps #MissYouInClevelandThough

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Wait, is no one going to tell me how old #JuanSoto is?

(I’m just kidding. Congrats, Nats!)

#WorldSeries #Game7 #GoNats

[Baseballison @baseballison]

Adam Eaton in the 9th inning of #WorldSeries #Game7: