Baseball Nut

the crack of the bat

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America’s second favourite pastime is liking tweets about baseball

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For baseball fans there are only two seasons: baseball season and the off-season

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We should play baseball before the national anthem

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baseball players wear their glove on the hand that they are more insecure about

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If loving baseball is wrong then we are wrong

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A baseball bat is the best defense against a burglar! Unless the burglar is the umpire. Then he can tell you he’s safe, and you can’t boop him on the head

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Sometimes the mascots fight for real

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Baseball is jazz on a diamond

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you guys ever hear about cricket? yeah, that's the sound in my head whenever anyone talks about anything other than baseball

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the umpire is one of our dads

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World Series? What the hell! Are we just going to pretend like the other 28 teams aren’t all on vacation?

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baseball isn't a good career. Shoeless Joe couldn't even afford shoes

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There’s something about the last base you run to that reminds me of home

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It’s always “what’s the score?” never “how’s the score?”

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We throw sidearm but we bat Canadarm

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because we prefer baseball

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if we were in castaway we would have been friends with a baseball instead

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If stealing bases is wrong, we don’t want to be right 😎

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Sliding is the most thoughtful way to say to a base, Hey boo, I'm here for you

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the most advanced baseball "move" is when runners slide into home plate and just keep going, clipping through the showers and the stands and their parking lot into their car where they begin the long drive home