Baseball wizard

I only tweet about fake sports #Dodgers

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How them Doyers doin?

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@DodgersNation

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The San Diego Padres: watch all your favorite superstars almost make the playoffs!

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Max Muncy has about 30 mins to figure it out this season

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Freddie Freeman in the dugout every time he scores another run for the Dodgers

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Something about Tommy Pham has never sat right with me

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@DodgersNation Machado. I don’t remember hearing anything but good things about him from the players in his short time in LA

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You love to see it

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Your NL Player of the Week, @Cody_Bellinger!

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@Howard_Cole Only casuals think he sucks

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@SammyLev Manny also has a way better history of staying healthy than some of the guys above

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I’ll take a Belli Bomb any where any time

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@DodgersNation Doing it at Dodger stadium would make for a better moment. But at the same time fuck the Padres. Today.

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Freddie Freeman high fiving his dad mid game is pretty awesome

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The rest of the baseballs looking at what Mookie and Muncy just did to their brothers

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MUNCY

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MOOKIE

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@PlayoffTanaka_ Are you mad cause you lost to the O’s on a walk off-walk

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@dubsninersyanks @PlayoffTanaka_ The trash can year?

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I like Trea Turner but I don’t really like Trea Turner

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Pitchers are athletes

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MLB batting average (.231) is the lowest it's been in history.

MLB OPS (.677) is the lowest it's been since 1972.

MLB home run rates are at pre-steroid levels.

There is no offense, at all, in MLB.

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@AdleyWRLd At least when someone says Machado sucks you know you don’t have to respond cause they’re clueless