Chris P. Bacon

[Leland @ItsLeland]

A straight white woman speaking out against left winged politics in an all gay and black left winged league is tremendous heroism.

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Not raping an unresponsive women presents a serious moral dilemma for these people. This is the brown equivalent of the trolley problem.

[melissa ☆ @wadesknife]

doom feeling a slight tingling in his buss and realizing he hasn’t seen ant-man for the entire battle

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

highlights of a Beef Wellington recipe, including all the fellas sharing a laugh about some cream and a knowing look from Emeril as everyone communicates without having to say it, going nuts for wine, and a great ad lib about using a spatula

[ShireStrike @ShireStrike]

They’re lying to us about the obesity rate

[AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ @AwakenedOutlaw]

Turns out that through USAID, American taxpayers were essentially subsidizing the electric bill for the whole of the African continent.

[Nooristic 🇵🇸🇪🇸🇫🇰 @nooristiccc]

You'll never get sentences like this on Bluesky

[Abu Kittens ⵣ ✪ ▄︻╦芫≡══-- 🌺 ☠︎︎ ﹏𓊝﹏ @mabukittens]

when my fake hassidic beard falls off at the netanyahu meet and greet

[Tae 🗯️ @ANT1TAECLUB]

they were dead serious too

[Dr. Ricardo Duchesne @dr_duchesne]

The first Europeans who conducted scholarly studies in Africa came up with these findings.

In 1670 the Scottish cartographer John Ogilby observed that Africans everywhere had an urge to steal, especially from foreigners. He observed that Africans would boast about stealing as an achievement. He concluded this was innate to Africans.

John Duncan, in his book Travels in Western Africa (1845) concluded that the predominant passion of Africans was theft, among their many other "depravities".

William Reade, in Savage Africa (1864), wrote: "The Africans are all of them thieves. They have no sense of honor in that respect."

Mungo Park concluded that stealing was the most prominent defect in the character of Africans: "We found the people thieves to a man."

Thomas Hutchinson wrote (in his 1858 book Impressions of Western Africa): "Show me a Black man, and I will show you a thief".

The Swedish explorer Charles Andersson believed that no one in Africa, from the king to the slave, would have second thoughts about stealing the shirt off his back if he could get away with it.

[Mr. Reply Guy @GenericSnarky]

Stupid children, dreaming about a happy family and fulfilling life.

They should dream about working 40 hours a week reviewing Microsoft excel sheets

[Wokal Distance @wokal_distance]

You'll never understand how strange woke was and you all lived through it.

[P R N C @princeofthef4ll]

Modern women really are so shallow. She traded a 5 year relationship in which she was engaged just so she can be a high end prostitute for an ugly athlete, and women on social media are just like “wow!!!! Look at the expensive bag!!”

[Jim @Rugged_Ivy]

Just dudes being dudes

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Indians are dirt worshiping heathen savages, but they are our dirt worshiping heathen savages.

They put up a good, hard fight, and when they lost they wore the flag and put on pants and I’m glad we have them.

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I’m watching old Emeril Lagasse episodes and holy shit I’m devastated I missed out on being in that studio audience

[Billy Gribbin @BillyGribbin]

In all seriousness, a vital part of salting the earth and ensuring that peak woke never returns is making “serious” people answer humiliating questions about it that they never want to hear again.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Are we cooked?

AOC is sounding more conservative than 'conservatives' in Congress. 🤨

[Udi Wertheimer @udiWertheimer]

bro sit down your job is to oversee garbage trucks