eliza today

and i’ll be eliza tomorrow too!

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

I have something to tell her..

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

gonna k*** myself if i don’t find a tattoo apprenticeship by tomorrow

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

@PrantaPal Is this AI??? am I going crazy?? She’s clearly wearing white fishnets at one point and then they seem to disappear as she walks towards the camera

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

I also feel extremely vindicated for hating that movie when everyone else still thought it was great

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

obaa discourse being very telling that many of you had not been put on to junglepussy before that movie came out. Sad

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

It’s my birthday :D I’m wondering if god will forgive us

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

I told you this would happen .

[copper tone baby @momentofftruth]

watched a woman fully chatgpt request a blog post about "situationship burnout" not read it and post to substack at 8:30 am this morning

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

33 followers in my #jesusyear

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

Staten Island will secede
Yonkers will rise as the inevitable 5th borough

[m. @poetcinematic]

winona ryder on the set of dracula, 1992

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

@dioscuri shut up

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

being petty towards a 50+ year old who is neither my coworker nor a family member

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

the older I get the funnier it is when I go “ I’m 16 asshole!!” when I get catcalled

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

Ok but can AI generate you a personality???

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

we are bringing back illuminated manuscripts babes!!

[fiona @Ioglady]

such a pretty book... got it just for the cover and the inside is even better

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

ppl with 2 cats are always like this is my cat Vesuvius and his brother Lint

[gianni @Giannit]

A lot in my life is riding upon the new Lena Dunham series being good

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

so rare to stumble across a completely niche, un-googleable society in 2025. And yet I today I did

[eliza today @based__cowboy]

Living with ur partner is so awesome until you want to be alone in complete silence but there’s a man watching YouTube shorts in the other room