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Woof woof

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Yahoo answers says I can put yoghurt on my vagina

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Y dont boys txt back? Asking 4 friend

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I;m fourteen and I like doges

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Doge coin

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Q: What do you call Osama Bin Laden during a pandemic

A: a cove idiot

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How do I get popalr

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*peeks from behind curtain and spies dad walking out of house, then getting into car* good

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I tweet when I want

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*laughs under breath* “you’re so predictable”

me to the frozen pizza I just cooked

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Honey I’m divorced

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Shop assistant:

“Excuse me sir do you have a fff...

*customer walks by*

....face “

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Mike Pence? Don’t you mean Mike Cents

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I'm the presidndnr of the United states

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Fuck this account. When I say fuck it, I mean literally get your peni

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@UrHotDad1 don't tell me wha to do dad

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@LiLHiLDEBRAND omg 😍😍

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Would like to sincerely apologise for every single one of my tweets

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The cutest thing a boy can give u is a banana

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Wassup just found a picture of ur gf