Yvonne De Carlo

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

I’m sorry, Mitch McConnell can’t come to the phone right now.
Why? Oh, because he’s dead.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Secret Service: SHOTS!

Kash Patel: Tequila or vodka?

[Yvonne De Carlo @based_blonde]

Why did @Starbucks literally just give me a cup of oats. No water no milk just oats😐

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Hey now

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

This might be the Gatorade talking but I need you

[samuel @samqpeirce]

sure why the hell not

[GL @gldivittorio]

Second funniest scenario is him coming back mad as hell with a facelift

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I'm sorry but someone had to do it

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

[madi 🤠 @barzillier]

counting down the days

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[alli² @mackattack_71]

in my editing era

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Every time someone talks to me at work it take a month off my life

[Nick Colletti @Nick_Colletti]

Do birds just wake up and start chirping or do they take a second to get situated jesus christ.

[Yvonne De Carlo @based_blonde]

Don’t talk to me or my hemorrhoid ever again!