slightly above average boy seeks quiet girl to eat my cooking.
where did I put my wife? she's gotta be around here somewhere... 🤔
gabagool american. gamer.
No more constitutional lawyer faggot Supreme Court nominees
I want John “Adolf Hitler” Johnson from Mobile, Alabama writing majority opinions that say “idk what the constitution says but Mexicans aren’t Americans and neither are their kids”
Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who is surprised about a woman with a hyphenated last name and adopted haitian children voting for birthright citizenship needs their head examined. Is literally anyone surprised by this ruling? Shit was clear as day.
When the music came back on, the tone was wrong. Pitched up and warped. You know it in the pit of your stomach but you can't articulate it. Never forget the world that we had.
Sorry you can’t have a clean, beautiful, safe society because that would require being mean to the bottom 10% of the population that acts like animals and that’s a heckin’ fascism.
Went to Bank of America, bank closest to me to exchange a ripped $100 bill. Remembered my grandma telling me in 1998 this is what you do if that happens. The teller is an asian who barely speaks English. Looks at the bill shuttering—“No we can no help you!” Mkay.
Still looking at me like I’m an alien.
I said “well that’s the way it’s done. Is there another way? Banks take ripped money as long as serial number is good is what Ive always known?”
“No no we don’t do dis!”
I’m about to walk out and a white teller summons me over to her counter and exchanges the bill. “Have a nice day!” She says
It’s lack of basic common cultural Norms like this that piss me off