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slightly above average boy seeks quiet girl to eat my cooking.

where did I put my wife? she's gotta be around here somewhere... 🤔

gabagool american. gamer.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

No more constitutional lawyer faggot Supreme Court nominees

I want John “Adolf Hitler” Johnson from Mobile, Alabama writing majority opinions that say “idk what the constitution says but Mexicans aren’t Americans and neither are their kids”

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@GarandThumb1 Needs the fabric strap from the mac10 and 11

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Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who is surprised about a woman with a hyphenated last name and adopted haitian children voting for birthright citizenship needs their head examined. Is literally anyone surprised by this ruling? Shit was clear as day.

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As far as im concerned computers are black magic. I see you typing your weird spells into cmd and it intrigues me.

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When the music came back on, the tone was wrong. Pitched up and warped. You know it in the pit of your stomach but you can't articulate it. Never forget the world that we had.

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@bonbibonkers Yeah but I don't want THEM

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

Sorry you can’t have a clean, beautiful, safe society because that would require being mean to the bottom 10% of the population that acts like animals and that’s a heckin’ fascism.

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@Victor4ev4 @financedystop Way too real

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Ya ever do acid and see the halos around people? Dogs have nice halos. The sun feels nice.

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@SZade15 People who say "eye-talians" might just be braindead

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@WeaponsVault

[marina @marinasmigielsk]

Went to Bank of America, bank closest to me to exchange a ripped $100 bill. Remembered my grandma telling me in 1998 this is what you do if that happens. The teller is an asian who barely speaks English. Looks at the bill shuttering—“No we can no help you!” Mkay.
Still looking at me like I’m an alien.

I said “well that’s the way it’s done. Is there another way? Banks take ripped money as long as serial number is good is what Ive always known?”

“No no we don’t do dis!”

I’m about to walk out and a white teller summons me over to her counter and exchanges the bill. “Have a nice day!” She says

It’s lack of basic common cultural Norms like this that piss me off

[The Pink Ladies @pinkladies_uk]

Are you feeling enriched?

[Kwicherbichen™ 🜋 @Kwicherbichen]

@Kaizerrev

[Void @AbyssalRabbit]

@KnightsTempOrg

[Dark Rob 🤬🇺🇸⏰🛡️⚔️ @D4rkR0b]

@SarahisCensored

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@ragnarokabilly @Blazingothx multi-generational spider wealth

[Nigel Hurrman @ph409hhh]

Muslims stabbed in Edinburgh.

I don't care 😊

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@RelayArchives