Turn-based prattle

mine-san, konichiwa

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Gonna start basing my entire personality around liking IDE hard drives. Start talking about Masters and Slaves. They all think I'm kinky. But really, I'm just into outdated hard drives.

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RPG players keep saying Nier this, Nier that. How about you get Nier some girls, you virgins.

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Is it "unamnly" to use a 12 inch ribbed cock sleeve during sex? (actually asking this one for a friend. Totally couldn't be me lol).

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Questions I don't want answered, but if you want to reply and ruin my fucking day then that's up to you: A thread

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Is my obsession with making the perfect savoury pancake wasted effort. And could it be considered cultural appropriation?

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Running an important work presentation through the uwu translator

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If Nintendo didn't want me to cum, they shouldn't have made toad a cat

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Protected by reCAPTCHA? How about you reCAPTCHA the fleeting joy you last felt during your childhood?

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Fired from my job as a chef for referring to the dumplings as "my little dumps". If customers aren't willing to savour my dumps, they don't belong in my restaurant

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"You're not a professional unless you use a mechanical keyboard!" he slurs, salsa spilling out of his mouth onto his tshirt that reads 'Female Body Inspector'.

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I practiced semen retention for a single day and my balls exploded. Now my room looks like a KFC krushem

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Everybody gangsta till you forget to fill in your time sheet

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Therapist is telling me to find more creative outlets. Guess it's time to head back to the Xvideos comment section and write elabourate descriptions of my own asshole

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Having the depression-curing chili tonight. A dish so spicy you instantly shit yourself - so even if you're dead inside, you can feel the warmth of your own shit filling your trousers

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LoFi beats to study and relax to, but it's just a depressed millenial screaming over the top of a drum machine