BYBIT JUST GOT SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM
$1.4B in ETH/stETH yeeted out of Bybit, and it’s already getting dumped. $200M stETH sold so far, and the wallets are still moving. Imagine thinking your CEX bags were “safe.”
ON-CHAIN AUTISM DETECTS LAZARUS LURKING
Lazarus Group just speedran another hack—this time, they straight-up linked the Bybit exploit to the Phemex hack. Same funds, same laundering playbook, same North Korean goblins siphoning liquidity from your exit pumps.
Biggest CEX hack since 3AC-level stupidity. Watch your bags, anon.
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Why you are losing money trading shitcoin and rug pulls!
1/ Listen up smooth brains, let me explain why your 1-minute chart addiction and alt coin day trading "strategy" is gonna send you back to wendys faster than a leveraged long getting liquidated
2/ Here's the harsh reality anon - while you're trying to scalp pennies from low cap alts, whales are playing 4D chess with your emotions and your bags. Your "technical analysis" is their lunch money
3/ First problem - liquidity ser. These alt coin pools are thinner than the profits in your trading journal. One whale decides to sneeze and your perfectly planned entry point gets blown to pieces
4/ "But bro, I've got a system!" Yeah, and I've got a bridge to sell you. Your system doesn't account for:
- Whale manipulation
- Wash trading
- Random Elon tweets
- Your own paper hands
- That one Discord group coordinating pumps
5/ Let's talk about fees and slippage, you degenerate mathematician. Every trade you make is death by a thousand cuts. Market makers are eating better than your portfolio, and guess who's paying for their dinner?
6/ The real kicker? While you're glued to your screen watching 1-min candles like they're the season finale of your favorite show, spot holders are literally sleeping their way to profits
7/ "This time it's different" - narrator: it wasn't different. Your edge is as real as those gains you post on Twitter without showing the losses. The house always wins, and in alt coin trading, there are multiple houses
8/ The math doesn't lie anon:
- 90% of day traders lose money
- Your emotions are worse than your entry points
- Time in the market > timing the market
- Your favorite influencer is probably front running you
9/ TLDR for my attention deficit traders:
- Day trading alts is financial seppuku
- Whales are playing you like a fiddle
- Your TA is basically astrology
- Fees are eating your children
- Just buy spot and touch grass
Not financial advice. DYOR. Source: literally every liquidation chart from 2021-2024.
P.S. If you still think you're different, zoom out on your portfolio. Those aren't mountains ser, those are graves.
Let me break down this economic FUD for all the smooth brains in CT who are too busy looking at 1min charts to understand why their bags are dumping
THREAD:
1/ Your beloved number go up technology is dumping because Trump decided to wake up and choose violence. Man's dropping tariffs on Canada (25%), Mexico (25%), and China (10%) starting Feb 2025. Markets are shitting themselves.
2/ For those who don't understand what tariffs are (probably most of you):
It's basically a tax on imported goods. You buy stuff from these countries? Congrats, you're paying extra now. Think higher prices on literally everything.
3/ Why are markets dumping?
- SPX and NDX futures getting rekt
- Asian markets bleeding (Nikkei down 2.3%)
- USD pumping against MXN (+2.3%) and CAD (+1.4%)
- Your favorite magic internet money down 5.8%
4/ "But ser, this is good for Bitcoin!"
No anon, it's not. When big money sees uncertainty, they dump risk assets first. Guess what crypto is? The riskiest of risk assets.
5/ The real pain:
- Your Tesla might cost $3k more
- Gas prices could pump $0.50/gallon
- Annual household costs up $625-$1,170
- Inflation might hit 3-4%
And you thought your $100 leverage trade was painful
6/ "Trust me bro, tariffs will fix everything"
Previous tariffs (2018-2024):
- Generated: $233B in revenue
- Cost: 142,000 jobs
- Dumped GDP by 0.2%
Nice try anon
7/ The new tariffs looking even worse:
- Could nuke GDP by 0.4%
- Might delete 344,000 jobs
- Mexico's GDP could dump 16%
- Canada ready to retaliate with their own 25% tariffs
8/ Historical context for the "this time it's different" crowd:
2018-2019 trade war results:
- $80B in tax revenue
- $20B in lost farm exports
- Supply chains got rekt
- Everyone's prices went up
9/ "Bro it's to stop illegal immigration and drugs"
Experts: "That's not how any of this works"
Mexico's president: "No u, fix your drug problem first"
10/ The real deal:
This is peak "trust me bro" economics. Short term flex, long term pain. Markets hate uncertainty, and this is uncertainty on steroids.
11/ What this means for your bags:
If you're still holding risk assets (crypto included) during a potential trade war, you might want to actually learn what macro is. Just saying.
12/ TLDR for the attention deficit traders:
Markets dumping because old man yells at Canada, Mexico, and China. Decides to make everything more expensive. Nobody happy. Number might go down.
Not financial advice. DYOR.
Source: Trust me bro (and also Tax Foundation, NYT, PBS, TIME, CP24, CBS, NBC)
fin/
Alright anon, let me break down this economic FUD for all the smooth brains in CT who are too busy looking at 1min charts to understand why their bags are dumping
THREAD:
1/ Your beloved number go up technology is dumping because Trump decided to wake up and choose violence. Man's dropping tariffs on Canada (25%), Mexico (25%), and China (10%) starting Feb 2025. Markets are shitting themselves.
2/ For those who don't understand what tariffs are (probably most of you):
It's basically a tax on imported goods. You buy stuff from these countries? Congrats, you're paying extra now. Think higher prices on literally everything.
3/ Why are markets dumping?
- SPX and NDX futures getting rekt
- Asian markets bleeding (Nikkei down 2.3%)
- USD pumping against MXN (+2.3%) and CAD (+1.4%)
- Your favorite magic internet money down 5.8%
4/ "But ser, this is good for Bitcoin!"
No anon, it's not. When big money sees uncertainty, they dump risk assets first. Guess what crypto is? The riskiest of risk assets.
5/ The real pain:
- Your Tesla might cost $3k more
- Gas prices could pump $0.50/gallon
- Annual household costs up $625-$1,170
- Inflation might hit 3-4%
And you thought your $100 leverage trade was painful
6/ "Trust me bro, tariffs will fix everything"
Previous tariffs (2018-2024):
- Generated: $233B in revenue
- Cost: 142,000 jobs
- Dumped GDP by 0.2%
Nice try anon
7/ The new tariffs looking even worse:
- Could nuke GDP by 0.4%
- Might delete 344,000 jobs
- Mexico's GDP could dump 16%
- Canada ready to retaliate with their own 25% tariffs
8/ Historical context for the "this time it's different" crowd:
2018-2019 trade war results:
- $80B in tax revenue
- $20B in lost farm exports
- Supply chains got rekt
- Everyone's prices went up
9/ "Bro it's to stop illegal immigration and drugs"
Experts: "That's not how any of this works"
Mexico's president: "No u, fix your drug problem first"
10/ The real deal:
This is peak "trust me bro" economics. Short term flex, long term pain. Markets hate uncertainty, and this is uncertainty on steroids.
11/ What this means for your bags:
If you're still holding risk assets (crypto included) during a potential trade war, you might want to actually learn what macro is. Just saying.
12/ TLDR for the attention deficit traders:
Markets dumping because old man yells at Canada, Mexico, and China. Decides to make everything more expensive. Nobody happy. Number might go down.
Not financial advice. DYOR.
Source: Trust me bro (and also Tax Foundation, NYT, PBS, TIME, CP24, CBS, NBC)
fin/
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