I am a voice shouting in the wilderness, 'Make straight the path of the Lord'/
Formerly relevant, rebuilding memelord, 12 zuccs, highscore 25k Fb, 14k insta
@BrainLeakage03 When I was in Boy scouts, one of the (collest) guys teaching merit badges at summer camp had a bunch of fantasy books and would tell us boys about one with human mercenaries in a giant war. I told my wife last week I always regretted forgetting what it was called. Now I found it.
Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?"
President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
"Have you seen it, Aragorn? The old man in the rocking chair glimmering and asking you to sit a spell. Playing the peg game in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the Country Boy Breakfast?"