Susan B. Shopping

Idiot

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

knicks pacers game was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
now it’s time for the main event
wolves nuggets 😤😤😤😤😤😤

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Former CIA Agent John Stockwell:

"We pumped dozens of stories about Cuban atrocities, Cuban rapists... We didn't know of a single atrocity committed by the Cubans. It was pure raw false propaganda to create an illusion of communists eating babies for breakfast."

🤔

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Climb to the top of the heap in the cutthroat world of Japanese politics only to have to resign from office due to chronic mudbutt then get smoked by some dude with a science fair volcano. What a life.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Tony Sirico in Heaven: I'm telling you James, Tojo here went out like a real paisan. They shoulda called this guy "Ginzo" Abe!
Abe: イタリアの犬。 あなたの種族の恥ずべき失敗は私たちの帝国を運命づけました

[Minnesota Bigfoot @MinesotaBigfoot]

When you investigate bigfoot you are opening a door much to wide and heavy for you to mess with.

[leashy @leashy1212]

nba twitter… we’ve done it. and we are going to start a dialogue @baba___baba

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Who can spell the funny poop that comes out of your but

[Astead @AsteadWH]

if you have to say "america is so much better than this" every two weeks, maybe were not?

[n. @niyvmira]

COUP THE COLOR OF MAYONNAISE

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Free bobby shmurda

[Inkwell Paul @InkwellPaul]

Amazing @thefader piece on "Why Jazz will always be Relevant" feat @kendricklamar, @KamasiW, @BRAINFEEDER... https://t.co/rwuAqdQeqQ

[Loco Pero Feliz @man_im_chillin]

Prince will steal your girl, then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in your girl's clothes.

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

May is a cool month and a terrible adverb

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Meanwhile in Georgia, here's me and Big Boi.