melvin doo

have u seen my wallet?? 🏳️‍🌈 • 28 • they/them

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

first juuls, and now roe v. wade??? this country truly hates women

[Victoria @Vicky]

“I think it’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in pursuit of human connection”

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

listen i don’t like Jojo Siwa and she was def cheating on her partner with this man but why can no one ever seem to understand that people are allowed to be bisexual.

the replies and quotes on this are making me feel like i have fucking worms for brains.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes share new photo from their Mexico trip.

[schmoyoho, accent on the yo @schmoyoho]

to the tune of Pink Pony Club

[uncle @fartclit]

jojo siwa cheating on her girlfriend with a man on national tv setting back bisexuality by about 20 years

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

@warboyraynie ur so strong raynie, love and believe in u. also, u built a whole ass human inside of u, give urself time and grace 🖤

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

the door dash driver really fell with my food 😒

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

this and wikipedia and adblock asking for donations 😭

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

i paid 5 dollars to skip my ex boyfriends awful karaoke song last night and was giggling about it to someone and they went “damn just ruin a mans birthday” … i had totally forgotten what day it was and he was out at the bar celebrating 😭😭 I DIDNT EVEN DO IT ON PURPOSE

[nigga @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

when i was living at my sisters, her boyfriend screamed at me bc i set a pair of CLEAN socks on the counter while i grabbed my shoes real quick. now living at my brothers, there’s been a pair of socks on the counter in the bathroom for a day now that haven’t moved. night and day.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

luv is love

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

at least she’s honest..

[yuki @tailsthefoxfan]

if i had a bf i would sneak up behind him and hit him in the head with a frying pan

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

can we talk about how everyone started misusing the word “hangxiety” ??? it has nothing to do with being scared about what u did when u were drunk… it has everything to do with being anxious and hungover from going thru withdrawals from consuming too much alcohol…

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

this new years is gonna be so lit

[melvin doo @basedciggy]

an awful, vile person i met and was friends with for a while living in Topeka is now getting divorced and plans on moving up to Omaha…. my hometown…. i wish there was more to do to warn my friends that i know they’ll probably end up running into at some point.