Unregistered HyperCam 2

i am walking the cow 🐄🚶word to obama i’m out of my llama

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

This is my beer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My beer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my beer is useless. Without my beer, I am useless. I must fire my beer true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who i

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

(guy at the mos eisley cantina) theyre jizzing up a storm in here!

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

victor has been to the bath rooms

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

scott and i entered boot barn as boys and left as men

[Going Underground @GUnderground_TV]

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.”

—Anthony Bourdain, American chef, filmmaker, and author, who died on this day in 2018.

[Waaber @RichWebber1]

Happy Wednesday!

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

A pleasant surprise will visit you in the near future, and when it strikes you will look like this 👇

[よ @MYRbUqDmF8Z4Bwb]

仙台は午前７時半すぎ。ちょっぴりキリリとしたウラくんです。

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

made the call to dan to send in munoz and made it happen #GoNers

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Happy Easter 🐇 ❤️Trollfoot LA ‘26

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

at the crowbar concert with a bunch of chumlee looking motherfuckers

[Unregistered HyperCam 2 @BasedDodge]

@gally420 this is like fifteen 9/11s

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Reminder to check your public library to borrow stuff for free like video games, books/ebooks, movies (including digital/streaming), and possibly even free museum passes and other goodies

[wint @dril]

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

genuinely never buying something from this company again

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

We didn't lose an hour. We gave it. To women.

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

DAVID LYNCH's "This Man Was Shot 0.9502 Seconds Ago" (2004

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

had to eat a couple crayons by my lonely